Nobody knows anymore.

yayyemyemyoyenyaiyay

2008-03-28T21:47:00.003+08:00

ok dis gonna be one damn long blog post... *brushes cobwebs off blog*

it seems dat i have dis nasty habit of lagging btw posts... i dun even wanna say how long its been since i last blogged.... probably a damn long time.... arnd mid-Feb...

and there i go, i just said it again.

ah well its not that surprising that i cant blog anyway.... been kinda neck high in studies and all... simply aint got no time to sit down and blog. cos most of that time is used for sit-down-on-ur-phat-ass-and-study-till-ur-balls-drop-and-ryan-turns-white-and-jo-grows-a-kok. its that very nice time of the year where we ppl unleash the mugger/geek/shut-up-im-studyin soul inside all of us... where the word 'study' begins to overrule 'bridge' and 'slack'... (emphasis on the word 'begins'... the transformation is not complete yet haha...)

anw as most of you noe, i like blogging events in sequence, yea? sumthin like AP and GP in maths except that you dun go thinking of hokkien vulgarities when you read dis blog...

and also, there wont be any tigers around waiting to ambush you and tear your AP/GP paper to shreds... (although that does seem appealing, yea?)

ok i be talkin random as usual... but back 2 the blog, yea?

kyu grade judo tournament! all the way in bedok... there werent many ppl there, prob cos raffles and HCI didnt come in full strength... mustve thought this was no fun... oh well in any case, heaviweight category was kinda noob... cos there were only 4 guys in the category... there wasnt much action in the battles, although at one point my 120kg opponent looked scared shitless cos i shouted at him to demoralize him.... i guess i went a bit overboard.... so yea all in all i got bronze... kinda noob though...

but noobness in this event shud be handed to chris... he got 'tyco-bronze', cos he won it by walkover, meaning his opponent was absent 4 the day... lololol... lack of opponents was kinda the problem la...

orait now heres one prob... i cant rmb much of wat happened in march... the main shit was the CTs la... the sad truth is, most of us were not prepared for the CTs at all la... nevertheless we still DID WHAT WE CAN to prepare and in the CTs did the BEST THAT WE COULD. so T30! those of you hu stayed behind with me and ryan and the others during every night study so that you PERSEVERED to WORK YOUR ASS OFF despite how tired you were, i can solidly and truthfully say that you all have improved in ur CTs in terms of the main topics we covered during those nights. Vectors and Organic Chem. and yes you and others may say that we didnt do as well as we hoped, its only because we STARTED LATE. solution? START NOW.

bottom line, dun ever give up, cos many others lyk me, ryan and *gasps* even rishi have not given up on you yet. dun be too swayed by ur CT results, no matter how shitty they are. take them as a WAKE UP CALL. lyk wat i said, THIS IS WHERE WE STEP UP TO THE CHALLENGE.

my results? Cs for chem and maths, Ds for bio and gp, U for econs(i cant believe i failed this.... surprisingly almost the entire cohort failed econs as well.... wtf.)

ok now thats over and done with, march hols was not as fun as i hoped... at the end of the week before i kena a damn high fever, which led to a lot of koffing, and then led to sore throat and finally resulted in me sendin vulgarities to rosheni, who btw gave me the damn sickness... basket...

judo camp during march hols was pretty much standard... Boss (dats my coach) says he gonna get a career change and all... i dunno his true reasons, but i did promise him that ill be doin my bestest in judo... so yea our new coach was the multi-martial-artist Mr Koh, whose hand is so big that getting your gi grabbed by him is almost lyk getting thrown by him. which is NVN (Not Very Nice) at all. in any case, my next target was the Nat'l individuals on 27-28 march... which for sure is not gonna be lyk kyu grade...

ok march hols over now, i realized sumthin... our class can never manage to maintain a serious convo without a bit of randomness in it... we can start talkin all about chemistry and in the end digress to rawa thosai. we can start talkin abt bio and suddenly start talking of bra sizes... (WTF??) its kinda retarded but thats wat makes us 2T30, keeps our morale from gettin hyperpolarized... (T30 u dunno this term den start revising nervous sytem)

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gettin a bit tired now... this is where we take rawa thosai and tutsify...

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FASTFORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yesterday was the nat'l individuals... was kinda screwy in all... me and joshua, the 2 heaviweights in CJudo were the LIGHTEST among the heaviweights. all the bigsize ppl we facin... honestly we were kinda fucked hahaa...

and as if yesterday was a damn fine day, my 1st opponent was the heaviest of em all... sum blue belt from HCI... che jian i think his name is... damn... round... guy. yea dats the best description i could get of him...

so yea it be 92kg me vs 120kg che jian.... mainly i relied on counters, which got me my first wazari... (in other words, i managed to throw the guy almost nicenice to win, but didnt) i think i did tani-otoshi or sth lyk that... but in the process his upper body landed on my head....

believe me, you do not want to have your head between an extremely heavy body and padded but nonetheless hard floor... so yea i was damn dizzy after my 1st throw.. dat kinda led me to my downfall... the guy managed to get off 2 wazaris to win the match... repecharge i lost by mistake so i dun wanna talk abt it... hahaha..

so yea congrats to joey, yong jun and hui yi for getting the bronzes! (which kinda sucks cos we couldve done better la)

2dae was the mcs orientation but only 4 J1s came... basket... in the end we just spent time playin sahibba and endedthe orientation there and then... sum orientation that was... haizzz...

done. my blog post is done woohoo. time to relax my fingers...

time to offload any randomness left...

oogatomsdickishairyohnoohmydatbesumtutsishitmyhandistootired...

oh and btw, if you cant guess wat the hell is my title, here's a hint: NH3

am i done here?

yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep.

tas dingo ppl!

YOUU!!!

2008-02-16T21:18:00.004+08:00

Soulja Boy up in da ho

Watch me crank dat, watch me roll,

Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy

Den Superman dat ho (Now watch me)

YOUU!!!

Crank dat Soulja Boy (Now watch me)

YOUU!!!

Crank dat Soulja Boy (Now watch me)
YOUU!!!

haha... dat song be probably the song im gonna hear when i die... and yesyes i noe i havent blogged for a long time... hey they dun call me caveman for nuthin, yo... OOGA.

alright anw we get down to sum serious shit now... seriously. and this aint no bullshit... cos bullshit be for example ryan having to write sum ultimo crap for sum proposal... bullshit is me doin the wobbling dance during exam... and of course bullshit is jo having big kok.

and that is the meaning of bullshit. i hope that helps, yea?

ok lets do the time travellin shit to 14 feb... why? cos dat be Valentine's Day! A day for friendship, roses, love and of course free chocolates. so yea we be needin to WOBBLE into the past... so yea just wobble orait?

or you can sit on ur ass staring at the screen goin WTF... that works too.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBLIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.......

ok not much happened on Valentine's Day besides the usual flower-givin and choc-eatin and the ohmygawd-sayin... all the guys in our class gave all the girls white roses... but the ordering of the roses was sum retard shit... me and ryan did the ordering point-blank in class where all the girls were sittin and talkin and shitting... shitting bullshit, that is... we were quite pro sia...

and in sum other class there was a damn big uproar over sum guy giving a bouquet of roses... apparently the ppl surroundin the guy were not giving him pressure at all... MY ASS.

ok so dat ends Vdae... the next day was Rockafella!! it was sum damn nice shit... it got a bit crazy at the front, wif ppl tryin to mosh and all... but the great TJS was there to stop that from happening, although at one point i thought he was gonna go on stage and jump into the crowd... that wouldve been sum crazy shit...

and jo's band was better than i expected! but jo's on stage antics were retarded... their ending was sum funny shit, wif nat and jo aiming to slide towards the same place... lol..

anw kudos goes to fengheng for his pwnage solos... honestly ive never seen any1 play a guitar lyk a keyboard b4.. dat was dope, man...

orait anw tmr is kyu grade judo tournament... wish me luck, yaw!

or you could imagine me breaking a leg... that works too.

tas dingo to YOU!!!

new mind, no mind.

2007-12-31T23:59:00.001+08:00

end of the year. i guess its time i defragment my mind... lyk a computer yes but more in the sense that its not cluttered files and documents... its all my memories, quotes, thoughts and experiences of 2007.

its in a mess, mind you... so wat you gonna see be more lyk maggi mee mixed with with anything messy dat you can find, such as Lionel Messi...

orait enuff with the randomness... mind is too full of corrupted files aNdd iS beGiNeeNingg tO faillLlLl...

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hello 2007, now entertain me.nobody gives a damn.life = sin curve.you finished the song quite fast,huh?you're sick?dance is an art; so is violence.bridge?move the dustbin!its too early.the phoenix flies high; i may never catch her.nobody knows anymore.wth polar bear again??nah. i'll join you guys later...when does hesitance really kill? when its too late.i thought it was kinda awkward.can you please think ahead or not?queen momo, you're not helping at all.yours truly, we of the red, gold and blue.can i borrow your guitar?horny, raunchy and indecent.oh yeaaa.you look lyk borat.can't you move any faster??hello my name is...ipsis is born.you catch watever she said? cos i didn't.you a phony!haha noob/boon.spastic kid in action!!you can't play bridge without acting retarded izzit?somehow, you look lyk an air-stewardess lol.nice oreo cookie?kanina ho!!today is omg day, lyk, omg...that's like doing a pri. school girl!i got owned... by PE.og outing, eh? yea, why not.sonomama shine!its nunchaku, not nunchucks!you take physics?? haahaaahaha...noob swimming class. always had, always will be.how much for a rose?i have... a project... to do.nature is not random.12 stalls and only 2 places to eat...you feel the class is against you?a khrrum the size of a burette.iron filings.eh, you dun go all pms on me, ah...c is for cookie, thats good enuff for me.at least do it before i leave ac, ok?you looked weird while dancing lol.hq lost my form, sir.la salle, eh? very nice.i guess its not worth it, in the end.appearing offline.these are my 2 friends; white and black.coffee!damn results.voice of an angel.screw gp.i only consider you as a friend.nuke us all.the promise still holds.welcome to the abyss.he's lost it; all his mind is nothing now.wtf?!?! my 6th choice?!?void.void.void.the crystallized saxophone remains.eh man, im in toa payoh. how the hell do i get there??late on the 1st day, how bout dat?no, im not african.i hate this place.fuckin uphill.judo, of course.food's good.you a bit small for a dance partner, eh?remix my ass.nice fucked-up trackdun worry, theyll take you back.the 2 bitches.what the... youre here too??we've never had heaviweights in here before, do you 2 know that?you look lyk my dad.no, dammit, im not african.so youre the leader here eh? this class is pretty fucked-up.she's nuts! better stay away from her.monyet and kera kena belacan hothot.this is a very card influenced class.all hail bapok of the week!do i belong here?eh alamak, i talking lyk mat, sialll...hahahahahahahaha... works every time.i have a solution to ur drinkin problem... it is called, 'kathira'.haha small-time noob.hello, cookie monster... you want plain bread?will you just stop hopping???which lt is that??wat are you... sbs president or sth?wat is... island creamery?you dun know wat she sayin? must be french.something's getting in the way.i didnt touch ur hair la!basket never come for training...dat be jamaican maan...i have... a starbucks $7 coupon.now look where that got us...cows and bulls.pon? pon ah!ambik kau.in cards we trust.if you were a pokemon, you'd be jigglypuff.makcik, 8 kathira. makcik faints.so wat is a harai and wat is a randori?you are damn indecisive.cuba try.choke! choke him!oh no... its eugene.do you do children's parties?papaya. and all made perfect sense.dude, i live in chinatown. inland.hi im phnap phnap !xo patap and the tall indian guy next to me is sangeetha.i be not wanting to be pwned by pw.eh, can teach me how to talk lyk mat?wat be wobblin??theres a song for everything i guess...viva la rasa!for the fucking 13th time, i am not african!!!where to eat? long johns? for the 6th consecutive time?it be the seks.promos. can mampus.baby not goin?sotong dance!!in ur case, its the left thing that counts.the end is near.she's gone berserk!!put the table down.hold nothing back.at last the 1998 show!look on the bright side, man... now all 5 of us are injured.ask your seniors.the undeserved certificated.where the hell is defu lane?damn last train.ive never thought of her as a bimbo...hey, you learnt the dance in a day!forgot the mcchicken?upside down.you look... wasted.5 months only? go for life, man!nice one, man.guess you can do hip-hop after all...was that the best you could come up with?finally awake.no more sorrow.goodbye 2007, hello 2008 and holiday hmwk.

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suddenly its video time??

2007-12-27T18:46:00.000+08:00

is it safe yet? are they gone?

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yea i guess... as you guys can probably tell, i havent been blogging for long time.... all this while i kena a 'gaming rush'... had a sudden nostalgia for halo... haha... seems that killing aliens in an unreal world can really cure boredom big-time.... and since i get limited time on the com i end up playing halo instead of blogging... i think sum of you guys have realized oredi.... i appear online in msn and then in a minute or so im gone...

and if im not gaming, im watching vids on youtube... i dunno man, lately i be watchin fight scenes and random funny shit.... hey, dun blame me man, im plain bored...

ah you noe wat? instead of telling you ppl, i show u ppl instead, yea? the better ones ive seen...

dis one be from the flm Tom Yum Goong... and honestly, it be one of the best martial arts films of all time... Tony Jaa at his best... or his bestest... no stunt aids and all... just pure fightin... woot to that!

ok now that youve watched the clip, heres the PWNED! awards recipients for it.

Nominees for the Stop-Breaking-My-Arm-Please Award are: 1:25 (The 3 ADOIs), 1:31 (DisARMament), and 3:17 (The 360 Break)

Nominees for the Most-PWNED Takedown Award are: 1:01 (Up and Over), 2:12 (Gimme Sum CRACK) and 2:55 (Krakneck Wif Style)

Nominees for the Coolest Crack Award are: 1:38 (Sucka Drag), 2:19 (One-foot Pwnage, wif a leetle krak), 2:36 (Spin FTW) and 3:06 (Mirror Image + Krak)

which one you think deserves the Most Painful Pwnage Award? tag me ur nominee, yea? personally, i say its 0:44... plain adoi, man...

ok lets switch the pace here... we all need sum childish vid once in a while yea? heres one i saw not long ago...

yes yes its from sesame street... dis was one of my favourite old scenes from sesame street... still damn funny now when i watch it... i thiink this was wat sparked the randomness u ppl hu noe me well noe me so well for... hahaah...

and if you were just wonderin, the red caveman guy was famous b4 this... he featured in one of the most memorable scenes from The Muppets... to jog ur memory, heres the vid...

if u dont rmb this vid, u are sadly deprived... hahaha...

oh shit... the urge to play Halo is here!! aarrrghh!

wobblin, ppl! watch out for the end of year post coming up orait? tas dingo!

For them, I am dangerous...
Bagi mereka, aku merbahaya...
Dui ta men lai shuo wo shi yi ge wei xian ren wu...
Pour eux, je suis dangereux...

THE MUDDER OF ALL POSTS!!! (must be ur mudder)

2007-12-02T22:00:00.000+08:00

oh shit its dec oredi sialll!!! Dats abt a month since I last blogged… 1 FRIGGIN MONTH!!!

And no ppl I aint gonna give any excuses abt me not blogging… you all probably know them oredi… yesyes it has sumthin to do wif fuzzy feet, imported silk and obi-wan kenobi. oso a bit abt bungee jumpin but more of that later on yea?

ok orait since I must do my readers justice (wtf nice ego??), dis be one damn long post. so yea grab ur popcorn or sth lyk that. for ppl lyk shermaine, pls DO NOT grab the popcorn and try sugar-free sweets instead ya? haha and shut the whining cos dis be for ur own good. (and mine as well, hahahaha)

ok so lets go back in time ya? 1st things 1st… class chalet @ downtown east! Great times man… 1st day was not much, plainly just pwnin ppl in soulcalibur3… for all of you noobs hu dun noe, soulcalibur3 (or SC3) is a 3D fightin game in which random ppl kena whacked, stabbed, rammed, sliced, poked and beheaded manymany times, and yet still end the game in 1 piece. all the characters use their own weapons to own the others. sum use sticks, big-ass swords, nunchakus (woot to that) and even size-shifting sticks AKA The Ultimate Dildo. (TUD, which is also btw the sound it makes when ramming into a persons face, chest and any other part of the body. howfunmahfunhorfuncheechiongfunpapaya.) and the costumes be definitely not wat u be wanting to wear in any occasion. (wif the exception of sum ppl, such as pandas, flower-power-pondans, and nudists on strike.)

2nd day was better cos we acted like idiots in wildwildwet… ryan almost had his beard torn off by G-forces during the slide-up, eirene and lee xian nearly flew of the slide like wawawoowah, jo and jo kena owned in a float race at the shiok river (haha too much for ODAC lol) and andre, tim and darren had their asses blown by bubble turbulence in the shiok river. wildwildwet oso had sum foam party thing going on but I say it aint kul. yea. the aircon is kuler.

and then we had a problem… the BBQ food rachel ordered kena jack. the delivery guy walked all the way to our chalet with all the nicenice food while we were at wildwildwet. so the money wasn’t there (cos it was with rachel). in the end me, rachel, natoon and elton cabbed down to sum ulu place where the caterer was… forgot the name though… oh rite. Defu lane.

Rachel: Where is Defu Lane?
Me: I dunno, probably next to Tofu lane…

but yea, zoomzoom butterscotch. (dun noe wat dat is but just write it down anw lol…) the BBQ got goin jus fine after we got the stuff. sum real nice stuff like satay, otah, stingray, sausages etc. woot to ryan and andre as the bbq ppl.. it rained 4 a while but we stayed on and in the end it stopped… enjoyed sum sexy food there and den… and yea I got to know sum of the ex-1T24 ppl amanda and vivien (I think I spelled dat correct).. too bad no idiot brought a camera… I wonder why… oh yar bcos dey are idiots!!! hahahaha…. yea den I had to leave before the nice bbq chicken came… bloody last pasir ris train… darren had to go back as well… den talked in the train about venture scouts, orangutans and how both are related…

oh yea i 4got! the week before the chalet I had sum judo outing sia… went to sentosa and had sum random fun @ the beach… not much happenin though, just playin frisbee wif sum random NS ppl, making fun of yixuan and joey and all dat random shit. den at nite we went to vivocity for dinner… tapao burger king and eat at the skypark (I think dats wat its called)… and oso play cards in the dark… very nice…

fast forward to yesterday, ya? judo training broke a record yesterday, when only 5 cjc ppl came for training!! and dat day sji got no training oso!! lyk damn quiet la… so in the end boss gave us a 2-hour sparring session (we call it randori) with other seniors hu came with their single intention of whooping our @%$... but I had to say i kena damn jack… 1st bout of randori with sum blue belt guy I kena injury sia… almost dislocated my elbow… it was lyk déjà vu sia… same exact thing happened during my 1st few months in judo. wth…

in the end at arnd 4pm boss came o me and said, "aiya lets just call it a day la." 1st time sia judo ended so early. but it was quite pointless continuing training la. me, joey and boon ping were injured oredi (boon ping had a busted foot, I had a busted knee, joey had a busted everything.) and there was not much to do besides watching the seniors battle it out among themselves… kinda entertaining though.

heres a random comment. joshua and sheryne be havin sexy time. lol. and no joshua I dun care if u harai me a 100 times after dis, I will, as how chloe says it, grab you by the hair and shot-putt you to malaysia.

btw for idiots hu dun noe wat harai is, go find it urself. I damn tired oredi haha.

ok then today! finally sia. my family went to jurong birdpark… the place has really changed man… a lot of things were different; the shows are much better now, the waterfall became a waterfall aviary and a regular pepsi bottle cost $3. 3 FUCKIN dollars.

feeding sessions were the best part of the trip. fed the birds with sum mealworms at the waterfall aviary and sum sort of nectar solution at the lory loft. and yes that is not a typo; its LORY not LORRY la you stupid microsoft word… (yes im typing this post in MS word 1st)

one thing about lories, they can really SHIT. seriously! I mean its lyk as if their ass was sum super-soaker gun sia. their shit was lyk damn liquid and me and my sis had to dodge their speeding shits while feeding them… how to describe it… its sumthin lyk a full nike squirtbottle. u turn it upside-down and give it a good squeeze. see how the water shoots out? dat was exactly how it was like.. yea go picture it out and vomit lyk a timothy lol…

but yea overall it was fun, besides the $3 pepsi… makes me wonder of the other places such as the zoo and the night safari… hope they’ve changed as well…

orait my hand damn tired oredi. my elbow in pain. my wallet damn thin. my common sense failing.

that’s it. time to watch The Noose. tas dingo ppl!

ITS ALIVE!!! ITS ALIVE!!!

2007-11-10T22:00:00.000+08:00

wats alive? my blog that is.

yesyes ppl, it has been a damn l o n g time since i blogged. lets put down the reasons why i couldnt blog for almost one month ya?

1. too damn tired. so zzzzz...
2. cows and bulls. yea you know wat that means.
3. usually gone at night. either out or to sleep.
4. time distortion thx to excess of swearing, lying and kathira.

so yea that be the reasons that i cant think of so far. all are damn true except for one of em... thats rite, its number 3. the rest are really real. (really.)

oh well a load of stuff has happened ever since i saw blogger.com abt a month ago... there was me goin jalan raye wif the MRAC (Malay Regiment Anglo Chinese), acting retarded, PW oral pres (which thankfully didnt suck... lol), wobblin wif ryan and changyong, acting retarded, eating, sleeping, and of course papaya news cut halfway...

hmmm... did i miss out anything? oh rite, acting retarded. yea.

on an unrelated note, OMG the noose is the seks!!! hell this would probably be the best show that mediacorp ever aired!!! its is the epitome of wat papaya news aims to be! SO WATCH IT PPL!!

the papaya suddenly feels lyk jamming and playin pool.

hmm castaway on ch 5 now... real nice show... really teaches us to not take the good things we have in life for granted... cos we'll never know when shit may happen and we end up stranded alone, eating nth but crabs evryday, and making friends with bloody balls named wilson...

oh and btw, congrats to changyong for be able to stay in cj! (eventhough as retainee) rmb what the 82-yr old guy said to us at CHIJMES ah, STUDY!!! (and give sum luck to me yea XD)

in light of all the shit happening to all the ppl readin this blog, as wat i said b4 to changyong, watch wat you do or say to those arnd you, cos evry action has a consequence.

tas dingo ppl!

kimchi ftw!

2007-10-16T21:55:00.000+08:00

so many things have passed yea... ramadan is over, and so are the promos... and of course hari raya is here... wah damn long since i saw my cuzzin gang and all... all still as retarded as ever... lyk me sia... lets do a quick run down, yea?

hidir a.k.a. 'toyol' - skater mat, 2nd degree retard and master of the kimchi fart. (no, you do not want to smell it)

zach - hair look like lion, retarded to forrest gump degree, usually the ringleader...

syira - my sis. usually retarded. not too close to the grp but i included her here anw...
lisa - where are you? you really have to come back. you have no idea how much ur family misses you...
adam - oldest of the grp, sick in the mind, sick out of it as well. retarded. fond of lingerie. (hell, dun ask me why)

amim - youngest but the tallest in the grp. his special formula for height? (joanne and lee xian you might want to take this down) plain biscuits+milk. EVERY DAMN DAY. and yes hes retarded as well.

me - you noe this oredi. im damn retarded.

orait dat be the lowdown yaw... i got other cuzzins too but they aint in the grp...

hari raya was the seks. yea i put on a leetle bit of weight but hey, AMIIGAS. (dat is Ask Me If I Give A Shit) rendang and all dat great food, its a must to eat yaw!

ok on to more serious stuff... promos! got back the results...

GP - D

Bio - D

Chem - D

Maths - C

Econs - D

Malay - C (surprising.)

outcome? promoted.

yea but results aside, i'm really worried for the people in danger of not getting promoted... esp people like chang yong, germs and the rest... i really hope and pray that theyll get another chance at JC... im damn sure there will be ppl to help them out later... hell you noe wat? the whole class gotta help out man!

T30! come on ppl! lets work together and help our fellow papayas out yaw! how bout we make a pact... the moment they get a second chance at this, we go and help them out with watever we can. we kick ass together, we get our ass kicked together and then we eat papayas together orait?? (i dunno why i wrote that but i tot it was kul)

the point is ppl, we gotta help the rest yaw!

oh shit bulls here... tas dingo ppl!

something's getting in the way

2007-09-26T20:38:00.000+08:00

yaw ppl...

and deja moo yaw... it has been damn long since i blogged... or at least blogged a proper post... so yea since i be lyk so damn free now might as well blog... i mean there is no other perfect time than now... wif the promo wars starting jus tmr... how fun.

mahfunhorfuncheechiongfunpapaya.

ok now that's over and done wif... woot. how fun.

mahfunhorfuncheechiongfunpapaya.

shit.

orait anw, basically the promos are here yaw... it be abt time cos seriously, i cant wait to just get it over wif... dun even make me think abt whether i get promoted or not la... waste my time thinkin of it...

-iqbal is wasting time now.-

in light of tmr's mt paper, time to talk in malay now... sori you non-malay noobs... haha...

eh sial ah. aku rasa kan, masa skarang terlalu pendek la. ya la, rasa macam datuk pulak... tapi sebenarnya, aku rasa macam aku dah tak kisah lagi pasal sekolah... hantam sajelah...

orait enuff malay oredi... helll my malay is going downhill... maybe worse... maybe downbukit or downmountain... maybe even downbrokebackmountain... got damn high chance ryan and germs gonna score higher than me sia... just not in the damn mood...

ah shit la... screw you promos... but since we gonna have to go thru it anw, might as well we have papaya wif it... T30! ABIJAMAANN!!!!

...

orait noone may really know this but i'll say it anyway... just need to say it...

it happened again today... the 1st time it happened since 2000 was on last friday... damn la its getting beyond control... must find a way to keep my cool... and i thought i had it under control oredi...

shit la wat is happening to me?

and the promos aint helping either... damn.

back to mugging then... friggin peribahasa... tas dingo ppl...

DADADA...

2007-09-15T13:37:00.000+08:00

hey ppl wassup...

orait as sum of you ppl may rmb, early this year i had put 'stick figures on crack' 1, 2, and 3 on my blog... dat was sum real random shit...

so now heres another random vid i just saw... it be from these 2 guys who call themselves '2 chinese boys' aka back dorm boys... this was one of the vids they made... seriously random funny shit... enjoy!

lol and in evry one of the vids theres always sum guy at the com...

orait ppl cya nxt time... no time for a real post... haha

DADADA!!!

tas dingo.

the aura of ?random?

2007-09-11T21:25:00.000+08:00

yaw ppl wat be wobblin?

jelly? okayyy...

orait anw it seriously seems that i be losin my mind... PROMOS!!! AAARRGGH!!!! KNNMNH...

sodium berylium hydride.

if preparedness is the key to the door of success, i be in my classroom. and the door is closed. T30 ppl u noe wat the papaya i be talking about... haha.

i be thinkin dat our classroom is seriously the most screwed up classroom in cj yaw...

theres this old red indian saying... 'what we have in this world is not entirely ours, we are borrowing it from our future generation.'

and wat be the 1st thing the ppl of next yrs class dat they say when they 1st enter our classroom?

...

probably 'sodium berylium hydride...' haha.

lately ive been writing random nonsense on the whiteboard... goes to show that my life is slowly turning into randomness... hmmm ive been there b4...

and i can tell you it was very random... believe it or not, randomness is everywhere around us...

the sudden laughter you hear from jackasses in ur class? random.

the nonsense scribbling dat ur idiot fren next to you does on ur book? random.

the sotong dance i did in class today? artistic. very. but yea you can call it random and i wont give a shit anw... most likely i'll end up irritating xinyu and yahui... haha donut shaped brained noobs...

holy crap i cant believe i came up with the sotong dance spontaneously... random indeed. artistic randomness...

ah shit time to study and all that random shit... tas dingo ppl!

and the nerve cell told the other nerve cell, "i dont enjoy being this close to you..."

randomness

2007-09-10T20:12:00.000+08:00

You are The Sun

Happiness, Content, Joy.

The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent.

Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way.

The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

hmmm surprisingly true to some extent...

aarrghh time to mug... tas dingo.

yawmader.

2007-08-30T21:09:00.000+08:00

yaw ppl... promos be comin very soon yea... almost finished studying bio... time to focus on maths and especially chem... oh yea and econs too... haizzz...

i kena picked for sum dialogue session wif minister yacob ibrahim... which i dun want to go... i was never good at speaking publicly...

not gonna say much here cos i be busy with the game im creating...

so...

here be sum random pics... a few thousand words... painted.

here we go...

me and abdillah a.k.a. abdudu... holy shit i look lyk a total noob here sia...

my baby sis... looking at the noob who took the photo... not me of course... haha.

me getting rammed by a ram... (dunno how the hell it got in my house...)

... and then getting flattened by a cow...

Faeries! during orientation! woot!

Faeries again! at bryan's house... haizz the memories...

SC7! strangely rui shan didnt want to be in this pic... haha noob...

SC7 again! now i be holdin sum 51 bus sign... ravi and ronnie got it from god-knows-where...

I came... to cj. I saw... ryan's head. I conquered... by giving him a nookie.

at island creamery!

island creamery again!

can you believe it?? yes island creamery again! and dang i look HUGE in this pic...

the 1T30 flag... designed by me and chang yong... accurately reflects our class... y? go figure.

at yijun's farewell...

... wif everyone now pointing at her... lol...

damn bored... so i drew this... during break.... haizz...

orait ppl stay kul! nxt time will try to do a proper post...

to all those having exams, abijamaann!!! or in other words, all the best!

tas dingo.

the papaya is on the table

2007-08-21T22:43:00.000+08:00

yaw ppl wat be wobblin?

woo.

orait yea i noe its been SOME time since i last blogged... 20 days, to be exact... dat be very long, no?

no? yea i tot so...

hmm lets see here, if i choose to talk abt every damn thing that happened in those 20 days, it would take a rishi-load of time... and hell, time be wat i not having... scarcity, yea... there be an opportunity cost involved here... but hey, i say we shove that econs shit sideways up someones ass real hard and have sum coffee... yea woot to that...

1st things 1st yea, happy bdae to singapore! yea... had to miss the cj celebrations cos i had ncc duty at acs... yea it be long time since i last saw the old ncc ppl man... good times...

and yea all the ac akuls had combined celebrations for ndp... called it ONE ACS or sth lyk that yea... crammed altogether 6 AC skuls into one very small queenstown stadium... haha yea... too bad i didnt have the time to hang out wif the old sc7 ppl... or the og ppl...

and yea thx sarah 4 the notes! may the papaya be wif you...

yea well dat aside, REALITY CHECK.

days to promos = not much at all...

preparation = not much at all...

ego left = not much at all...

chances of germaine shutting up = not much at all...

hmmm...

ok fine lets fast forward to today...

-ZOOM-

w h o a a a a . . .

today be blood donation day yaw... gd time to see all those noobs queing up to get their blood sucked... youd think with all these mosquito cases and assignments and all there couldnt be another thing that could just suck the blood outta you...

volunteer: Hi! Would you like me to stick a needle into you and suck sum red stuff outta you for fun?

me: Shuddup and get urself a ribena, noob. -stomps on volunteer-

but hey ppl, its not that i have anything against volunteers... or blood donation or wateva... its just the way i am...

think of it this way... im engineered to act randomly, stone in front of friggin hard subjects (such as chem) and make fun of noobs. that be me succinctly... yea.

here be the most random quote ive heard so far... thx to rachel... (or shld i say 'no thx'?)

Life is one big orgasm.

go figure that out, noobs.

you know what? as of now ill blame evry problem on the promos...

here's an example...

theres no judo anymore!!!! AAAARRGGHHH %&$*^!#@ promos!!!!

haiz.

my hands are tired, that means the post is done. tas dingo, ppl!

and tyrosine kinase told the G-protein, "I like gardening."

Sodium Berylium Hydride.

2007-07-31T21:45:00.000+08:00

i hate chem.

but hey you already knew that... why does it always seem that chem is so damn boring? no its not the teacher but it seems to be more of the subject itself... im slowly losing interest in the damn subject... how would chem apply in real life? i mean no chef would say to his trainee chefs, "be careful... the stove is exothermic..."

or maybe even sum gangster shouting "Sodium Berylium Hydride!" (think NaBeH.)

Silicon Aluminium.

anw today be a bit crappy... had chem test 2dae... for the 1st time, i found it rather easy to do... but there just be not enuff time... there goes 7 marks just like that... oh well...

hmmm i be thinkin of ranting right now but i cant...

that kinda reminds me of the warrior's salute... you know, the fist and the open palm put together... the one youd usually see before a martial artist fights... found out on the explanation behind the salute...

the fist represents the ever-present ability to inflict pain or death to any person deemed most deserving of it, whereas the open palm represents a shield, a reassurance that the pain would not be inflicted... dat be sum deep shit... take that you nunchaku noobs...

in other words, you have the power, but will not use it now. seems kinda familiar doesnt it? i have the power to rant and rave about all the shit i be goin thru and yet i CHOOSE not to do so...

woot.

take the cows for example... while the cows be flyin at me i could choose to throw back the cows instead of just dodging them... yet i choose not to do so, cos i noe that the cows are just gonna get worse and ill tire myself out... a complete waste of time...

so until sumthin happens, i be dodging cows. for now.

randomness? no not really... not if you know me at all...

tas dingo.

stomping on chickens. woot.

2007-07-29T20:41:00.000+08:00

yo ppl wats crackin?

coconut? okayyy...

just a thought here... should it be legal for us to beat the living crap out of ppl who we feel should not be in society? cos if it is, there be a lot of ppl that i wanna beat up... for fun...

mah fun.

hor fun.

chee chiong fun.

papaya.

orait anw i saw this harry potter quiz on yahui's blog so yea i decided to give it a shot...

GRYFFINDOR:

[x] You've never done drugs.
[x] You like a lot of people.
[x] You get along with everyone.
[ ] You love FOOTBALL
[ ] You love baseball.
[x] You're into writing and art
[x] Favorite music genre is rock.
[x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.
[ ] One of your favorite colors is red or gold.
[ ] Good grades at school.
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[x] You plan on going to college.

TOTAL:7

HUFFLEPUFF:

[ ] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[ ] You love to swim
[ ] Water polo is awesome.
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite
color.
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing.
[ ] Michael Jackson is talented as a
musical artist.
[ ] You're an optimist.
[ ] You're very emotional.
[ ] You believe in going steady at a
young age.
[ ] You haven't made fun of anyone this month.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.

TOTAL:3

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You've been depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theater & arts.
[ ] Sports suck.
[x] Indie is one of your favorite genre of music.
[ ] Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.
[ ] Lying is sometimes okay.
[ ] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[x] Knowledge is the key to power
[x] Sarcasm is the best kind of humor
[x] People should know what they're talking about before they talk.

TOTAL:7

SLYTHERIN:

[x] There's at least one person you hate.
[x] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] AFL Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[x] You've lied about something serious.
[x] You're a very deep person.
[x] You have considered suicide.
[ ] You are not very loyal.
[x] You like heavy metal.
[x] They make school seem more
important than it is.
[ ] You're scared to grow up.
[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[ ] You have trust issues.

TOTAL:8

hmmm im slytherin huh? but hey ppl that dont mean im evil... it just means that im usually associated with evil ppl... look at snape, for example...

no im not gonna spoil the book here, so yea go get another...

orait anw, fri was kul... had to skip the MCS AGM cos i had to rush to acsi... all the acs skools are having a combined NDP parade... so yea i be helping out... and hey i saw benjamin there... cos he be in acjc band... didnt see sarah, though... you owe me notes! ahahah. im really glad im a VO there in my ncc...

also known as Voluntary Officer...

or better known as 'Commoner'... hahahahaha...

so yea, i be in queenstown stadium on 8 aug... woot! will i see you there? hope i do.

...

sat was tiring. thats all. one word. eugene.

series of squats, duck walks, hops and more squats. and randori too.

woot.

happy 2nd bdae to my baby sis! may ur cheeks stay pinchable as always... hhahaa.

orait ppl dat be all... cya next time...

tas dingo.

wobblin, mann.

2007-07-26T20:34:00.000+08:00

yaw ppl wat be wobblin man...

woo...

yea i be thinkin i be slowly turnin to jamaican mann... we be wobblin man till the day be nite and the cows be flyin... at me of course... -ducks a biker cow-

wahlau... now cows be ridin bikes sia...

ok lets end the randomness for now, yea... on to the post office... eh i mean post...

it kinda seems lately that im slowly losing my sanity and tolerance... reverting back to my random self, with a dash of bone-crushing violence and &#%$ing vulgarities... and i swear its not just because of chem or stupid ppl...

wat the papaya is happening to me? and to the world?

oh well...

hmmm yesterday was germaine's bdae... milu and her clique made sum nicenice cake... walnuts, nutella and a shitload of choc... in other words, the cake was the seks.... or in this case, the diabetic seks...

and haha there was no lighter to light the 17 candles we had for her so we pinned our collarpins to the candles... why? cos our collarpin was in the shape of a flame... yea and it be my idea yaw... woot!

so yea happy bdae to germz...

ok anw, last week i got a very interesting letter from sum anonymous person...

... you kaypoh noob.

but hey, id be noob to tell you all about it here... so yea i wont say anything at this time... hahaha...

one thing though...

secrecy is overrated... so stop it. if you're reading this.

yea i be thinkin this be all for now... i be seein ya ppl nxt post mann...

till then, tas dingo.

PTM.

2007-07-21T19:46:00.000+08:00

PTM.

The day hath come, and now the suffering of thee and thine shalt commence... Fare ye well, friends...

hmmm i wonder if shakespeare ever kena parent-teachers meeting...

this will be a short post yea...

to all those that have received hell during ptm or about to soon... here's a song for you to think about...

When all you got to keep is strong

Move along, move along like I know you do

And even when your hope is gone

Move along, move along just to make it through

Move along

from Move Along by All American Rejects

tas dingo.

Im suffering.

2007-07-18T20:14:00.000+08:00

i be sufferin now...

got back my exam results... not too happy about dem la... haizzz

GP - subpass
Maths - C (1 friggin mark to B!!! AAARRGGHHH)
Bio - C
Chem - U (no surprise.)
Econs - D
Malay - D

Malay was the big surprise... who wouldve thought that my malay wud be much better than my GP??

maths was kinda depressing...

AARRGH crap.

kinda makes me wanna quit jc and earn my $ by beating ppl up... muahahahaha...

jus jokin ppl... its not like i wanna waste my time kicking ur asses... besides, that job is exclusively for chang yong... hahahaha...

sum times i kinda miss the feeling of getting into a fight... the adrenalin... the crazy instincts just losing urself... haizzz... its kinda weird la... i feel like getting into a fight but i noe that its not worth it at all so i suppress the urge... and the funny thing is, i get it all the time... be it during chem tutorials, or maths lectures, or being asked for money or hmwrk and all that shit... weird as it sounds, its true... my right hand kinda trembles whenever i get that feeling...

but hey, dun worry ppl... ive learnt to suppress it fast b4 it goes outta hand anyway... so you ppl be safe yaw... haha. jus dun keep pestering me for money...

lets see... sat went to NJ to do some CIP thingy... cut cloth and make doll... woohoo. apparently, yahui was the 'cutting-edge' papaya who did most of the cutting of cloth... me, chang yong and ryan just stoned gawking at yahui pro-ness in cutting cloth... hahaha. and hey, there i met zhi wei too... he grow dem thinner sia...
there be a link between the blog title and the last statement...
and 4 now we be fastforwarding to 2dae sia...

2dae was insignificant.

yea.

nowadays it seems that im slowly losing interest in my studies sia... aiyooo... how the hell to focus siallll.... bloody hell...

choki choki be the sexy. -suck suck-

haha random shit... woohoo i be reverting back to randomness and violence again! woot!

orait off to do papaya news now... cya ppl next time...

tas dingo...

Cos whenever I press the number 5, memories of you just come alive...

emotions be running... and none of them are mine...

2007-07-11T20:04:00.000+08:00

2dae be an action packed dae...

inter-sch judo team championships 2dae... held at RI, which has 2 dojos! bloody rich ppl... and the RI-RJC campus is so damn big sialll...

saw a lot of interesting moves during that time... sum were the seks (ever heard of a aerial morote-seionage??? wth!!) cant wait to try em out tmr during training...

A division boys managed to get 3rd placing... woot to them yaw! finalists were hwa chong and raffles... lyk wat else is new...

but then... the girls didnt manage to get a medal... aaarrgh... lost to nyjc by a wazari out of nowhere... damn... the shock was kinda overwhelming cos it was totally unexpected... we were leading by a few yukos and kokas... and then the wazari came out by nyjc... haizz... all the j2 girls started crying... damn la we were so close to getting 3rd place... (finalists were raffles and hwa chong again...)

i guess its true after all... you win some, you lose some...

and while i was in RI, my class got their midyear results... needless to say, sum ppl cried when they got their results... expectations were not acheived, i guess...

somebody once told me this...

Never let failure break you. Be unbreakable. Make it make you stronger.

i couldnt rmb who told me this... prob the other side of me... hahaha...

but seriously here, there is much truth in this saying... hmmm does that mean neutral attitude equal less hurt? seems to be the case in my life... hmmph...

woohoo i failed chem... no surprise there...

but i wont let this break me... not at all... will work harder for sure... although that may be as impossible as me doing pull-ups... its not impossible, but its not possible either...

in the words of the great I.Z. lim, "same same but different"... ahahhaa...

one thing for sure, though...

next year, HCJC and RJC better watch out...

COS THE 88KG PAPAYA BE KICKING SUM PHATMUDDAFUGGER ASS!!!!

tas dingo.

rmb i told you i had a song comin?

2007-07-06T22:12:00.000+08:00

yaw ppl i be back!

and yea it be very eventful week so far... the stress is there of course... argh stupid chem files...

anw, it turns out that i wont be in the school team for the judo tournament next week.... coach be sayin no white belts this year... damn... was really looking forward to kicking sum hwa chong and raffles ass... oh well, i be training hard for next year... woot.

fri was gay... i had friggin malay oral exam... why in the hell are oral exams needed anyway? i mean you be just going there to talk cock for a few minutes (or even less) and then say sumthing stupid and then look like a complete retard. I CANT FRIGGIN BELIEVE I FORGOT THE DAMN QUESTION HALFWAY THRU CONVERSATION!!! ARRGH!!!

and it seemed that i wasnt alone... germ and ryan oso kena owned... damn la we be starting to mug for malay sia... wtf??

and then after oral, i went to library to finish sum rencana shit... and then ryan and yvonne joined me... we then be acting retarded for a nice hour, talking about gigitan nyamuk, ass like that and ryan's screwed up situation for the malay hol ASSignment... sum novel review... novel in library, hand up on fri the 13th... how appropriate...

and it just so happens that sumbody borrowed his damn book. and we be like 'wtf?? hu got no damn life to borrow a malay novel that ryan so desperately (for good damn reason) needs. we checked the library loan lists...

and it came up with the name of the idiot who borrowed his book...

GERMAINE JACOLYN PETER

WTF?!??!?! @#$%^&^%$#@#&amp;amp;*&$%^*&^%$#@!@#$#@#$%^??!?!?!?!

haiss dat be the shit... haha...

it was getting quite late so me and ryan took 966 towards his home... and we continued to be talking bullshit and all... yea...

while walking towards bukit panjang we decided to go have kopi since it was still kinda early... go drink kopi at starbucks sia... i kena wasted 7 bucks sia... alamak sia... so yea we be sitting there talking cock for 2 hours while having kopi...

haha PHNAPpucino...

anw... rmb i told you ppl long ago i had a song coming?

here be it.

Its Not That I Don't Love You

Its not that I don't want you,
Its not that I dont want to try,
Its not that I ignore you,
Cos your face always catches my eye,

Now the days are getting longer, its not long before they are gone,
So Im sitting here just waiting, of you I am thinking so long...

No... Its not that I don't love you,
Its just that through the cold, cruel nights, I just wanna hold you,
I dont wanna hurt you, I wanna be close to you,
To be this hero of yours,
Its not that I dont love you,
Its just that I do,

Feel like that there's not much time,
I think that its true,
That silence can be such a crime,

Now look at what's happened,
How did we become so apart?
Now I feel like Im being blown away, (away...)

No... Its not that I don't love you,

Its just that through the cold, cruel nights, I just wanna hold you,
I dont wanna hurt you, I wanna be close to you,
To be this hero of yours,
Its not that I dont love you,
Its just that I do,

This love of mine is endless
The rest I could care less,
Its just you and me,
We've pushed through our lows and highs,
The stings of people's lies,
Are we still here?

Its just that I do,
You already know this by now,
Its just that I do,
Its just I love you.

and no, dont ask me to sing the song... my singing may suck lyk mad dog...

wtf??

2007-07-03T23:12:00.000+08:00

omg i managed to finish the harder parts of my malay holiday assignment!!! wtf??

now all i gotta to do is draw a friggin book cover and comic... wtf??

saw this quiz on ryan's blog... take a look at my colour... wtf??

Your Power Color Is Magenta

At Your Highest:

You energize yourself and push others to suceed.

At Your Lowest:

You feel frustrated and totally overwhelmed.

In Love:

You are suprised by who you attract. You're a love magnet.

How You're Attractive:

Open and free spirited, people want to explore the world with you.

Your Eternal Question:

"What is my next source of inspiration?"

What's Your Power Color?

...

wtf??

this be some 88kg shit

2007-07-02T20:02:00.000+08:00

YES THE H2S ARE FINALLY OVER...

wah a bit lag ah... lets look at the date shall we?

ooh its 2nd july, monday... and exams were over on fri... soooo desu ne...

and yes ive changed the text size cos SOME PEOPLE have been complaining that my text is too dang small... haiyo all these ppl... the things i have to do for you...

ok anw ppl sori for the damn lag... busy dotaing lately... no time to blog sia... just been spending time wondering about random things... like dota, judo moves, tv shows, online quizzes, calculating rishi's ass size (which i had to stop soon because i had a bloody headache just trying to imagine the dimensions of that shit... there goes the last pack of panadol extra...) and all that shit...

oh well at least i managed to get the 4th edition of the papaya news done with ryan... great time to let out all the randomness accumulated over the damn stress we got from the exams... dat be all the papaya and poppadum and shit yaw...

hmmm sat was an interesting day... judo training was damn tiring... had to endure 5 bouts back to back with a busted leg... but hey it was fun throwing them and funner watching them try to throw me... i realize that im the friggin heaviest of the J1 judokas... maybe even with the J2 judokas as well... im not being smug or anything but i just cant help but laugh at those who make constipated sounds while trying to lift me la... damn funny... but those that can really throw me i respect dem man...

is it ethical for me to fight against a girl? im not being sexist or anyting but im just afraid that i may go a leetle too harsh against the girls... friggin dilemma hits me everytime i spar against a girl... bcos of that, i get owned. sumtimes.

so im pondering about this and then coach comes to me and asks me, "wats ur weight?"

in my mind im like "wtf? why the avocado are you asking me this?"

and then i blurted out,"haah? 88."

all this time i never realized how big i really was until i looked at recent photos...

lets look at this one...

oh crap im damn huge in this pic, besides the fact that i was next to small girl... why the hell am i so huge sia? hmmm must be the genes... or too much island creamery...

ok no more pics i feel oversized oredi... but anw it seems i may be picked for competition... and shit that means extra training and poppadums and all that shit... esp since there are only 3 J1s in CJudo who are in the heavyweight category... them being me, joshua and cheryl...

i have yet to master the ultimate morote-gari and the sexiest harai-goshi.... aarrgh.

me thinks me must go to other things now... yesyes.

transformers is the sex!!! prob the best tech movie ive seen so far... michael bay is a genius. special FX and graphics animation were the bestest. i give it a 9/10 papayas. you got money? good. now watch it.

anw...

its times like these that i really hate the fact that i take malay... we (you know who you are) gonna be screwed big time by you-know-who... does the fact that the school library cant find my book apply as an excuse? probably not. this is gonna take one hell of to pull this one off... although it seems recurring in my school life so far... doing holiday homework AFTER the holidays... hmmm...

orait me be seeing you ppl next time! till then, tas dingo! (which by the way means 'hello/goodbye' in the papaya language... (:

The Great Papaya say, "Gafoo bunto kii pugoa cham fedu lec wesda gi kii slamjehbu..."
Translation: Never take a woman's belongings because she may be a wrestler...

<-- this idiot of a snatch thief in beijing got owned big time lol...

the random, the noob and the gay...

2007-06-27T22:00:00.000+08:00

im taking a short break from studying chem now... can tell you ppl that chem will be the worst paper of all the H2s... will confirm die very badly like frigg.

had maths exam 2day... was the most shittiest maths exam i ever had... seriously, 3 hours was not enough at all sia... how many screwass graphs to do!!! dammit la felt like shit after the bloody exam... went to toilet after that and shouted like mad dog...

oh well. maths was the shit. and if chem is much worse than that, i is screwed. like shit.

anw, after maths ryan, joanne, rishi, joseph, timothy and i went to toa payoh to makan and destress at LJS... a very nice talking cock session (although it was a little toned down cos of small girl's presence)... and yea i enjoyed suiciding small girl and ryan with banana bombs and shit...

oh wait, i was talking about worms... not reality... im not that sadistic, noob.

rishi has new specs that turn him from 'the fat ass' to 'der gay'... friggin gay sialll...

haha in the end took 966 with ryan towards home... and sprouted all sorts of random shit along the way... shit man, that be sum papaya shit yaw...

and speaking of papaya, its been confirmed that 1T30 WILL have the papaya newsboard in class... starts on tuesday... cos monday be Youth Day! woot!

hmmm maybe ill bring a papaya to class to celebrate...

ok time to shut up now and study chem...

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naah... ill go sit down in sum corner and eat sum papaya and poppadum and shit...

wootebadaboom.

a picture paints a thousand words...

2007-06-26T20:23:00.000+08:00

hey yaw...

i dun have the time or mood to write a long post, so here be sum random pics... saw them on the net and had a good laugh with them.... have a laugh too!

i imagine the dark side has this face...

this is called GG...

went ROFLMAO at this one for a few minutes...

dun ask...

they say a picture paints a thousand randomshitassnonsensestupidretardedwoot words... and all of them are the word 'papaya'...

oh and btw, bio was the shit.

tas dingo...

equation equation.

2007-06-25T21:05:00.000+08:00

hell begins tmr.

and then hell starts anew on friday...

dang am i screwed or wat?

bio+chem = certain impending doom.

MT = screw dat.

maths = irritating shit.

H2 exams = %#%#!$$^*!!!

studying = tiring.

joanne = small-time noob.

ryan = too damn tall.

bird = bloody food stealer...

remedy = papaya news.

germz = not healthy.

stress = stressful.

wat i shld be doing = studying.

wat im doing instead = blogging this post.

time = not much left...

i = screwed.

germaine's hair = WTF??

= = =

f(x) = f(x)

thinking of her = making me sadder.

computer = addiction.

avocado = bad

NAPFA = bullshit.

morale = destroyed

next post = aft H2s (most likely)

ulasan novel = oh shit.

tas dingo.

here's a little something

2007-06-22T16:08:00.000+08:00

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

break, breaks and breaking...

2007-06-21T11:58:00.000+08:00

hey im back...

and yes you can guess wat im going to say next... go on, say it...

its been a long time since i blogged.... damn sian man... its just that im really busy with stuff like judo and studying... (yea rite.) its really hard to concentrate on studying during the holidays... esp if the subjects are the kind that you easily get confused with (eg bio or chem) or the ones that you just simply hate (eg. chem) or both (chem. sori ms soh)... its the holidays, dammit! its time to relax, not the period used for relentless studying that you ppl call a 'break'...

or worse yet, a -gasps- 'study break'... -spine breaks-

ow.

lyk wat i said to hui min 2dae, can you tell that im being random?

hey im listening to junior senior's 'move your feet'! was used in acjc's mass dance... haizz... i guess i still miss acjc... and all those ppl there... (or is it that person? hmmm...) it seems that my time in acjc (esp orientation) has begun to open me up to others... great times... Faeries! we were the best OG, yaw! you guys were the best ppl that i have shared my 1st 3 months with... miss all of ya... and of course 1SC7! we had a great time together yaw... stay lame, stay cool. (and rui shan, you're still weird.. ahhhhaaaahaa.)

but hey, im not saying that cj hasnt made a diff in me... honestly, i couldnt think of a better class to be in other than 1T30, yaw! of all the classes ive been in, i say that theres been no other class that is seriously (and sometimes loudly) united, whether it be in playing cards (IN CARDS WE TRUST!!!) or in making fun of germs or ponning lectures (to a certain extent)... 1T30!!! we be the sex la... wootebadaboom.

and yea cj judo is pwnage. although i admit i get owned sumtimes, its better getting owned by judo than by PE... hahaha.

speaking of judo, i met this girl during judo training... apparently, she was in cj for the 1st 3 months, and now she be in acjc... why i dun see her regularly? cos she trains on sundays... 0.o

and shes now in the old SC7 class i was in... (now its SC8...) o.0 its like we switched...

ddddaamnnn.... its a frggin small world out there.

haizz... anw...

ive been reading a few ppl's blogs... they been talking about their... personal issues... right now i thought it would be right to say these words here... i may sound like Oprah or sth, but shut up man, im trying to talk here...

you may not believe this, but everything happens for a reason. this is the 1st step.
when every a person gets angry and blames you for it (for reasons known or not and reasonable or not), never EVER let it break you. how does it break you? when you get angry urself.

enduring is something anyone possesses, but PATIENCE is a rare gift bestowed upon a person. one may endure all anger and hate towards him and it will still break him. patience is key.

why am i saying this? bcos it is foolish to fight fire with fire, even if it does the job, cos both sides get burned.

here be a malay idiom, loosely translated, it says,

"Cool water can put out any fire, irregardless of its might and power."

wat is this water? PATIENCE.

when sumone makes you angry, pls be patient with that person, and play down the tension. bcos aggressive confrontation is a double-edge. it can mar you and the receipient for life. and by aggressive i dun just mean in physical terms. it be psychological, emotional, anything... trust me on this, i have learnt this the hard way... and im not lying.

this may all sound retarded or anything, but honestly now, no confrontation ended peacefully.

my friends, have the will to be patient. remember, challenges are always present. dun let them break you - make them make you stronger!

and as anticlimax as this may sound, randomness and humour are wat i usually use to ease tension. seriously.

with this, i end off with a quote from the Great Papaya... until you see a new post on my blog, tas dingo...

Great Papaya say, "Kii jehbu ara gafoo vabi kre lamce kiyei bushi hwa... Lamce twoonga guji sii ara piye qwas lamca kii gundu bushi kii kigera ha kii jehbu."

Translation: A man is not measured by his strength or size... His patience against adversity is what makes him a fool or a mountain of a man.

i miss you, jacklyn. very much.

dat be kul.

2007-06-13T20:18:00.000+08:00

how many times have i said this before? its been a long time since i posted...

and for good reason too... thurs to sat i had judo camp... damn tiring but i could feel myself stronger yet weaker aft the camp... went home with a busted knee and a half-broken forearm... (i say half-broken cos the bone is not fully broken... hmm but you noobs knew that oredi, didnt you?) the waking up each morning was not the hard part, cos i wake up arnd that time evryday anyway... it was the morning PT that owned me every training day... wake up arnd 4.30 am and get my ass owned for 1.5 hours or so...

sumtimes i wake up damn early (lyk arnd 4am) and wonder if i woke up too damn early... for example, on sat morn (last day of training camp) i woke up arnd 4, took a shower while the rest were sleeping and then came back to the room at arnd 4.25am...

then i just sat down and stoned... watched the rest of my buddies sleep their ass off... for some reason i couldnt sleep... (PT was at 6am) i still dunno why sia... den rmb that joanne came back from her choir thingy in slovakia yesterday... smsed her to congratulate her on the gold...

and den she replied! at abt 4 plus in the morning! looks lyk im not the only one who cant sleep sia... she said she kena jet lag... i kena judo lag... hahanoob...

so yea lets get judo camp outta the way... and fast forward a bit, yea?

sunday... went to plaza sing to meet up with li ting, alvin and jacklyn! its been a damn long time since ive seen you guys, yaw! originally wanted to watch oceans13 but in the end decided to waste our money on food and the arcade... hahaha... went to MOS burger to eat 1st... (too bad i couldnt eat anything there cos the place wasnt halal...) and den we just sat there to talk cock for lyk abt 2 hours or so... haha it feels great to talk to them again... esp you, jacklyn... :)

so yea jacklyn left early to join her frens b4 she set off for her japan holiday in the evening... 10 days leh!!! and damn i wanna go japan! in the end li ting, alvin and i went to the arcade to play sum lame game abt spotting differences between 2 similar pics... haha damn funny shit... then we went to macs to makan b4 we went our own ways... haha good times... hope to see you guys again soon! and you of course, jacklyn...

mon was quite uneventful... dad keeps pestering me to go to the gym... last year he made a gym membership at HomeTeamNS for me... so sumhow, im OBLIGED to go... haizzz... so fine i went to the HomeTeamNS gym... worked out for a while.. long time since id seen the trainers in the gym... (so much for being so on during the last dec hols...) so yea while working out i saw some guy doing weights... looked damn familiar... but couldnt get his name into my head... so i then went to the changing room to get ready to go... had been working out for about 2 hours or so by then...

and then as i stepped out of the gym, the guys name popped into my head... he was taufik batisah... yes the s'pore idol one... and yes hes doing NS now... wat were the odds?

tues... dotaing. judo. tired. bleahhh...

and here comes today... went back to acsi to study wif nazri, zul and harith... not bad... 4 out of 9 of the M.R.A.C. (Malay Regiment of AC) and haha zul you do not look lyk a rugger at all! like a rug maybe, but defintely not rugger... so yea we were supposed to study but in the end we got bored and started singing random songs we came up with... nazri took the nccland guitarand played some tunes... den the lyrics came out of nowhere... haha more good times...

so yea i guess that be it... happy bdae to vivien and danielle! and oso congrats to mr balaji whos has had his marriage proposal accepted!

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hmmm ever wondered if bananas were blue coloured?

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dat be kul.

here be a lesson in logic...

2007-06-04T20:52:00.000+08:00

yaw ppl wat be up...

well yea that depends on wat youre standing or sitting or lying under.... that quite logic isnt it?

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orait anw...

it seems that the power of the papaya has caught on damn fast... even the random language me and ryan made up has been be used quite alot...

wat was that malay idiom? Hilang bahasa lenyap bangsa... basically it means lose your language and you lose your identity...

hmmm a papaya identity? yesyes that be some groundbreaking shit... haha imagine the entire population of singapore having a 'papaya identity', which more or less has no link watsoever to their real identities... i mean, the name phnapphnap has ABSOLUTELY no link to my real identity...

hmmm imagine the political leaders having a papaya identity each... names lyk hokobokofish and figarogol start popping out of nowhere...

now that be sum real shit yaw... voting will never be the same again...

ok anw back to reality here...

today was rather uneventful... suddenly managed to get back the dota passion up and goin... find myself dotaing almost every day... dunno if i study at all...

hey waitaminit i do study ok?? finished maths and now studying bio... wassat? chem? urhurhur i think ill do that next time... (next year, maybe... sorry ms soh... ;) its not that i dun lyk chem or sth but its just that i dun lyk chem...

logical? yea, i didnt think so either...

hmm i see a very bad day coming my way... dark skies ahead.... kinda makes me wonder if ive done enuff yet...

speaking of that 'makes me wonder' by maroon5 is great! real catchy song yaw! but still doesnt beat breaking benjamin... or incubus for that matter... my taste in music is sumwhat.... ummm... wats the word for it....

...(scratches head)

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oh yea i got it...

ROJAK...

aahhahahahahahaa...

lyk i said to joseph, i might as well laff my way into H2s and fail laffing...

AHAHAHAHAHAwait.

den ill be germaine!!!!

AAARRGRGHHH!!!!

Great Papaya once said," yobada labqi, pusneneh ekab poriki bafabori gentada bum baubushuk..."
Translation: Hey Iqbal, pass me my polka dot toilet paper so my shit wont hit you...

just a thought...

2007-06-02T15:57:00.000+08:00

here's a thought...

I wanna change my blogskin...

i just love dark stuff...

SHIT BE JUMPIN OFF!!!

2007-05-30T20:19:00.000+08:00

lyk i said before, i really need a time machine...

its been about a week oredi since i blogged... post-H1midyears gaming period... back to dota and all... haha... hey i gotta destress for a while man...

anw i really glad that the hols are here... but i got a feeling that the hols wont be true hols.... so many sch holiday activities... every now and then i gotta come back to school to do some shit... shit happens i guess...

now that be sum REAL shit...

speaking of shit, papaya news be sum great shit, yaw! and its got selective reading for a good reason ppl... cos theyre not lyk the old randomsutra shit in my old blog... ive learnt that even with free expression and all that shit in the Web, you can NEVER EVER put any shit that includes even politely harassing ppl that you know on the web... why? cos there's always sum overserious noobshit asshole dat would try to put you in deep shit for it... even if you make fun of their shit or sth...

and trust me this be some serious shit... ppl can try to sue you for making fun of them... its like they got nothing better to do sia..

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hey so far ive said shit 12 times oredi... dat be sum nice shit... (13 times)

anw i just realized that quite a lot of ppl that i noe have their bdaes in june... hmmm...

17 years old, yaw! you gonna get old and shit...

time to act more mature, more dignified and less kiddish...

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damn dat was sum big-time bullshit...

later, yaw.

and damn i need new shoes...

one down, one more to go...

2007-05-24T20:54:00.000+08:00

orait GP is over! WOOTEBADABOOM...

now theres just econs left b4 the the june hols... how fun...

mah fun...

hor fun...

papaya...

ahaha just managed to finish the 2nd episode of the Papaya news... all the retarded shit that you ever wanted to read, all on a few pieces of paper... roflololol...

hmmm it seems that im reverting to my old random self... 1st it was the old randomsutras, and now the papaya news?? wth??

but hey its good to relieve stress... hahaa...

so lets talk about today, shall we? woke up quite early but by sum freak time distortion (aka WASTING TIME) i ended up getting out of the house a leetle later than usual... but hey today they dun care if ur a leetle late cos we got bigger shit to worry about... GP MIDYEARS...

yea that be some inar shit... go figure, noobs...

ok anyway i came to sch... saw the whole class and all of a sudden they start shaking hands with me lyk i just got triplets or sth... but then i hear them wishin happy belated bdae and i feel fine.. (whoa lucky sia... wth triplets??) so yea thx 1T30! we be goin thru dis GP shit together yaw...

and so began the GP exam... which i feel is very very avocado... right now i cant be sure whether it was ok or not...

but hey anw, lets shut that shit out for now... i always believe its never healthy to keep thinking of the trivial things in life... jus shrug it off and keep breathing, keep moving, keep living yaw...

so yea aft GP the original 1T24+me went to toa papaya... eh sorry i mean toa payoh... go makan at kfc... and we stole germaine's bag on our way so that she'll come along... we actually got on the bus with her damn bag without her leh!! lyk wth lolol... in the end she was forced to come along... haha jackass...

okay on another note...

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many people have been asking me about my insignia... (darren u are by far the 9th person to ask me this...)

hmm? wat insignia im talking about? well here it is...

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ok fine i will tell you now what is the meaning of this...

this insignia was created quite long ago... i think during the recent dec hols...

anw, basically this insignia shows that there are always 2 sides of me... in the insignia, its the single part below and the 2 parts on top... in other words, wat u currently see of me is the single part below... the other me is 'broken' or 'dormant', which is the 2 parts on top... if you look carefully, wat can you see?

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the 2 upper parts can join together to form the single shape below... and of course the single part can split to form the 2 parts above.(only upside down) in all, the insignia forms the shape of the letter 'I', which is me.

conclusion? 'I' cannot exist without the 3 parts in total. similarly, I, being me, cannot exist without me or without the other me as both sides of me are required to form 'I'

so wat does that insignia of mine symbolize?

basically, me. or I. as in Iqbal

there it was... whoa damn long post man...

ok hope u now understand my insignia... time to go study econs... cya soon!

may the papaya be with you. always.

happy bdae, noob.

2007-05-23T19:32:00.000+08:00

2dae be my bdae yaw!

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ok that was random...

orait anw i gotta say dis year's bdae of mine couldn't have come at a worse time... bdae 2dae, and then GP midyear tmr and then econs midyear the day after... lyk damn... i think my sch is the only sch that has its H1 midyears BEFORE june hols and then has the H2 midyears on the LAST WEEK of the june hols... why in the blue papaya do they do that? aaarrghhh...

so instead of eating cake or meeting up with frens or stuff lyk that, im studying my ass off for the H1 midyears... $%#&#%@!$@%#...

and to think i had wanted to crash ACJC to rejoin the ex-sc7 ppl for a day...

until my mom says that meeting up with frens is unnecessary... LYK WTF?? yes i understand that tmr is my midyears but 2dae would have been the only free dae i got to meet them la... and on the hols sum ppl may not be free... sum got stuff lyk PW to do... sum got vacation (emelia's vacation spans the entire june hols!), i got stuff lyk judo camp and shit... haiss

sori sc8! too bad i couldnt join you today! cookie monster is saad....

now i hate GP and econs more than ever... bloody #&%&^$%@*^#$!!!!

funny how education and parents stifle social life, eh? i think now i can write a GP essay about that...

ok... deep breaths now...

ok anw, me and ryan have made a new 1T30 news bulletin called the Papaya. all the random shit you wanted to read, all on a few pieces of paper... hell yea dis be some REAL shit yaw... and so lame were our aliases...

Phnap Phnap !xo Patap -> me (one of the 2 main anchors)
Sangeetha -> ryan (the other main anchor)
Mum Pak Tai -> either me or ryan again (Papaya's one and only corespondent)

so yea 1T30, look out for some Papaya crap coming ur way! wootebadaboom.

and so ends my break from studying... time to start again... see ya later!

oh but b4 that, my thanks goes to all that have wished me hepi bdae so far as of this time - li ting (ur e-card was nuts!), jacklyn (it was nice to hear it from you :D), ryan (or shld i say nayr... hahaha), jia yii (orait ... now we got PW's ass to kick)... germaine (STOP LAUGHING LAH JACKASS!!!), ronnie (south park PWNZ family guy!) and emelia (your cookie monster always... haahaha)...

thx guys!

i need a time machine.

2007-05-17T22:29:00.000+08:00

yaw.

i cant believe i managed to find sumting as retarded as stick figures on crack...

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ok it has really been a damn long time... sounds familiar? hell yea.

deja vu -> the nagging feeling that youre seeing or hearing sumting you've seen or heard in the past...

deja moo -> the nagging feeling that youve heard this bullshit before...

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ok that was random...

orait anw a lot of stuff has happened so far... PW has become sumwat of a mega ass shit bitch... most of my time was spent trying to make sense of it... its lyk every PW lesson in the com lab turns into and online session of miniclip and blogs...

hahanoob...

i wonder if my class ppl realize that it doesnt take much to make germaine laugh like mad dog... do i have a face so damn funny that one glance=laughing madness? its like you messed up a lot of lessons with em.... esp GP... AND PLS LAH... GP DOES NOT MEAN GERMAINE PETER, you jackass!!!

recently, ive started to curse a lot leh... my vocab is now enriched (or defiled) with a lot of vulgar shit... almost seemed lyk im the most vulgar person in class...

that is, until rishi shot off with a 'son of a bitch' at germaine... hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha jackasses...

today was quite a nice day... 4 damn hours of PW... but i guess its understandable... cos we had to hand in GPP today... for all of you JC ppl, you know damn well wat GPP is....

hais....

hmmm sports carnival tmr.... better get ready for it... ultimate frisbee, yes?

damn i really need a time machine...

stick figures on crack!!!

2007-05-09T22:23:00.000+08:00

i came across these damn retarded vids... damn bloody funny! watch em.

heres part 2...

and in the end... part 3...

HAHAHAHAHAAH DIS IS SOME NOOB SHIT!!!

orait adios ppl...

time lag. whoa.

2007-05-02T21:02:00.000+08:00

hey yaw ppl! damn its been long since i posted the Vdna thing... found it quite interesting though... most of it was correct... hmmm...

ok anw not much has been happening lately... was kinda planning to watch spidey3 wif the ex-sc7 ppl but in the end cancel in the interest of tests... aiya... not much free time to do stuff... and they dun call it Labour day for no reason... we LABOUR on our friggin homework during that one special holiday...

its not even a holiday lor... wats the word for it.... break? sounds like it.

maths test i did really well... think i wont be able to say the same for the rest of the tests though... hahanoob...

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its been raining for the past few days... bloody weather is friggin cold... kena fever, phlegm and runny nose... on labour day summore... bloody hell... too bad i recovered on the night itself... cannot go for MC.. aiya...

some ppl's bdaes have passed... so yea, happy belated bdae to joanne and vignette! wah May got quite a few ppl's bdae's coming up... including mine... (there's ur hint... hehehe...)

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hey there's a bird's nest forming just outside my house! not bad! at first i didnt notice it but when i kept seeing the same bird go back and forth to build the nest it became quite clear... the bird looks quite nice... its small, and brown on the outside with a greenish breast... makes a relatively high pitched chirp... wonder wat kind of bird that is....

ok lets end off with a riddle...

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Q: wat do honey, bird's nest and the entrance music of Batista (the WWE wrestler) have in common?

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A: all are made from SALIVA. (honey from bees' saliva, bird's nest from bird's saliva and Batista's entrance music by rock band Saliva)

hahanoob... you got it right?

screw econs.

2007-04-25T21:41:00.000+08:00

yaw... yep thats rite rishi... screwww econsss... friggin waste of my time...

hey wats this visualDNA i keep seeing? maybe i shld try it out...

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ok i did it... here it is...

Read my VisualDNA™ Get your own VisualDNA™

and dun get me wrong here... the gross pic is really scary... XD

ok bb! and screw econs!

die very badly...

2007-04-23T20:59:00.000+08:00

yaw ppl!

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ok thankewverymuch...

now wats the deal wif kids anyway? i mean, are they just so bad that couples refrain from having them? yea ive heard about the terrible twos and all... i myself have a baby sis whos almost 2 yrs old... (and honestly, i have a feeling that shes gonna drive me nuts very soon XD)

and on a totally unrelated note, i need to rmb to get my GC pronto... maths test coming up really soon... dieded oredi...

ok back to the topic... why do some couples choose not to have any kids? wat is i about kids that makes you want to just knock ur head on the wall? why do some kids annoy for a living?

Answer: i dun know.

ok that concludes the monthly Umm Forum... that was fun wasnt it?

ok back to reality here. today we had the bio test (formerly named Hara-Kiri, but for educational purposes, the ppl called it a bio test...) which according to mr bala, was "designed to be long, not hard"... i think thats BS, cos it was designed to be both... oh well... anyway its over oredi so i might as well focus on the real stuff... lyk econs essay for example... didnt know i was supposed to hand it in 2dae...

in the words of elton... "I'M GAY!"

eh wait... wrong elton... thats was the gay one...

ok heres the words of elton QUEK... "die very badly..."

ok then time to start doing real work... after all, thats what work really is for rite? to work on... hahaha

peace.

here's some nice shit...

2007-04-22T20:46:00.000+08:00

hey ppl... im too busy to really blog today... this coming week got 3 stoopeed tests!!! bloody stressed out...

so instead of a normal post, heres a youtube video i saw quite recently on XMA (Xtreme Martial Arts) and its affiliates... stuff like freerunning, parkour, all that... did some reading up on them... pretty cool stuff...

and btw, its best to let the vid fully load b4 watching... take note of the guys in :15 and :42...

after watching this vid, i wouldnt be surprised if ninjas REALLY existed.... respect to XMA!

peace.

so fun ah?

2007-04-20T21:54:00.000+08:00

hey ppl! yaw wassup?!

ok randomness...

just finished detention today... my second one at that... all bcos i came late... saad case...

and the next time i come late, i kena suspension... how fun...

mah fun.

hor fun.

eh shuddup oredi lah -whacks my 2nd me-

ok focus here... anw did i tell you i failed my chem test? no? well now you know... hahaha... still cant believe i could forget to bring my calculator on the day of the bloody test.... got 6/30....

hmmm... thats 20%, yes? haha maybe im more maths-inclined.... even nie san says i shld take H3 maths... hmmm... will think about it...

so yea detention was super boring... 3-7pm slacking at the self study area... excuse my ass but i still dun understand the importance of detention... esp if the ppl slap you detention for coming late... they think that the reason that we come late is bcos we waste time (taking our time to come to school for any reason), and then wat? stay back in sch on a friday and waste another 4 hrs?

no thanks, amigo. now go get yourself a lemon sorbet, cos u suck!

ok this was a damn short post... sori if i disappoint you ppl,yea?

time to do ulasan cerpen.... malay stuffffffffrig...

ITS A BALL!!!

2007-04-16T20:38:00.000+08:00

yaw ppl...

lyk i said b4, i'm not gonna be able to blog evry day... so yea, i try to make use of wat time i have... lyk now, of course...

so wat telah happen?

lets start wif fri... was raining lyk crazy cat and mad dog... and so came to mosque almost soaked to the bone... which was not surprising, esp since there were 2 idiots trying to squeeze into a single umbrella... (mine was just nice for my size...) but in the end me and my fellow MCS ppl kena soaked anw... haha so i guess it dun make no diff...

after prayers , went back to school wif the MCS ppl again... every fri got MCS oso leh... its not just judo dat i got...

and btw, MCS is Malay Cultural Society ah... not sum other thing... you know who and wat im talking about, you noob...

haha.

ok so during MCS meeting we were supposed to organise a intra-JC sepak takraw tournament.. winning gets a cash prize if im not wrong... $100? $150? i dunno dun ask me... but sumwhere along that line...

so yea me and a few other MCS ppl were to figure out how to publicise the event... by morning announcement of course...

the problem was... how many ppl in CJC even have a clue to wat sepak takraw is?

aswer: not many.

so we decided to do a short skit to publicize the event... im not gonna say anymore details... no spoilers here please!

haha again.

so now we come to sunday! went to bedok to help out in the inter school judo tournament! JUDO! orait!

i was given the task of scorekeeping... coach told me about the signals and commands the ref would be using... stuff lyk shido, hajime, mate (pronounced as ma-tey, not mayt), koka, yuko, wazari and of course ippon... ippon means game over...

i was supposed to be stationed in front of the dojos to keep score... so it was really fun watching the contestants fight it out... saw all sorts of techniques... and injuries... i think i saw sum guy hoisted up and then slammed on his shoulder... which had to hurt... reminds me to always watch out while fighting... i dun wanna put my arm in danger anymore... hahaha...

so yea that was sun... was great day, yes?

and here comes today...

a CJ tie is no better than an AC tie... both can make you sweat lyk shit... esp on a monday morn...

ok maybe its jus me... i dunno why i sweat so easily leh!!! very irritating... lyk coming to class with wet patches of sweat on ur shirt... very very irritating...

walk walk walk. sweat sweat sweat. (haha thx gen huong)

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im thinking of making a song... hmmm...

maybe ppl can help me out? nazri? arif?

orait thats it see ya around...

now start talking, noob

2007-04-12T22:26:00.000+08:00

yaw.

i just realized that i cant blog often nowadays... theres just so damn many things to do and so damn little time... and its not just GP...

so wat has happened so far? quite a lot since last week... my forearm has been healing nicely since the judo injury... but still hurts when i do weights though... hope its not fractured or sth... dun have the time to go hospital, dun have the $ to pay for it and dun have the time to waste recovering while the homework gets piled up lyk mad dog...

sunday was real weird... after religious class me and my sis went to JE to eat at macs... we were supposed to go to grandma's house straight after that...

so anw, at macs i ordered, paid and ate...

and then realized that i got not enough $ to top up my EZlink... minimum is $5 rite?

i had $4.85...

aw shit... then me and my sis rummaged our bags for any loose change... both of us got 5 cents each...

congrats, noob. you now have $4.95... now where in a noobass will you find ur next 5 cents??

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so yea i went to JE to beg for the stoopid 5 cents... 1st person i asked was some makcik... went to her and asked...

me: (in malay) sorry to bother you, makcik but umm... can i have 5 cents? you see i-
makcik: (in english. and cuts me off) no no no, no nonsense. (walks off)
me: (stones for a moment) thank you!

haha noob case... at that point i really felt noobish... but in the end i managed to get the last 5 cent coin from some teen girl waiting for someone. (and i can assure you that someone was not sum guy in desperate need for 5 cents...)

so yea that was sunday...

and now lets fast forward to tuesday...

went to island creamery!!! the mudpie there was shiok beyond craziness... now let the pics do the talking...

on the way to island creamery... trying to kill ryan b4 he eats... hahaha...

at island creamery... 1st pic...

2nd pic...

and apparently 2 pics were not enough... heres one outside island creamery...

dang i look really HUGE in the pics... esp the 3rd one haha...

oraitythen. will blog again next time! adios!

Ogoshi + bad fall = adoi

2007-04-05T21:59:00.000+08:00

orait it has been some time indeed... sorry ppl for the long delay... here are some of the reasons why i couldnt blog on the following days...

march 27 - too tired thx to judo...
march 28 - came back damn late cos of PW...
march 29 - again, judo...
march 30 - kena detention... 3 to 7pm (lyk wat the hell...)
march 31 - dunno why...
april 1 - i got arrested for trying to steal sum guys sandwich...
(april fools... hahanoobnoob...)
april 2 - had to finish PW... (i swear, PW is friggin gay...)
april 3 - judo again, haha...
april 4 - came back real late cos was slacking in the library...

so hello ppl, its 5th april!

today the sch decided to finish the sch day at 4pm... cos of tmrs good fri... yeay!! 3-day weekend!!!

so yea my class basically spent the day's breaks playing bridge and taiti... (you say DAI DI, i say TAITI) and ive sumhow perfected the art of cheating in taiti... losing sum 'burden' cards quietly without anyone noticing... did it 4 times today... and nobody realized until i told them in the end... haha noobs...

chang yong, why you cannot tahan spicy food one? wah lau you wasted a lot of maggi goreng leh... nxt time better not buy maggi goreng...

oraitythen... then there was judo!!! training was good at 1st...

oh yea btw, rmb the old ncc friend that was also kicked out of ac? and landed in CJ lyk me? turns out she joined judo as well! sheryne her name is... i think... at least her blog says so... haha...

ok anw, sparring soon came... after watching the seniors randori, sum white belts decided to try out as well... i went in to try... it was good... just that my opponent was already damn tired after going against the few ppl b4... i got thrown and then i threw him... so yea that was fun...

and then my fren says, "eh go again lah!"

so i went again... this time up against don, some brown belt who was our mentor for the first few trainings... he threw me a few times and i threw him once...

but then came this throw he did... ogoshi i think its called... basically you plant your hip into ur opponents waist and throw him over urself... in this case, the one getting thrown should NOT stick out his free hand while getting slammed...

i stupidly stuck out my hand while i fell... and it got twisted in a very painful position...

EEEYYAAAAAARRRGGHH!!!!

i think that was how i sounded...

so yea i got owned....

shudduplah judith...

haha randomness...

i guess thats about it for today...

for all christians, happy good friday tmr...
for all non-christians have a great 3-day weekend tmr...

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and for that special person...

happy birthday tmr! keep smiling, cos thats wat captivated me in the 1st place... ;D

orait! thats today's blog entry!

Confucius say...
Two wrongs dun make a right,
But two rights make a U-turn...

aw shit...

2007-03-26T20:26:00.000+08:00

orait here comes the 2nd monday of my days in CJ...

okayyy...

today was raining lyk mad dog... came to cj at 7.57... which by right would be considered as damn late and ill get booked... but i didnt get booked cos of the rain... thx rain...

too bad it didnt last... cos then there was MASS PE!!!!

aw hell naw...

needless to say, i ALMOST got owned during mass pe... the push ups werent helping cos my shoulders were still sore from judo... and during the jumping jacks i was hopping (or at least trying to...) lyk some castrated salmon or sth... hahaha...

so yea, i survived mass pe... was too damn tired to even eat after that... hahanoobnoob... so i just bought a drink and gulped it down... and then stoned in class for the remainder of the break... couldnt do anything except breathe and watch others play cards... haiss...

~inhale exhale repeat~

today was really bad day... mass pe... 2hrs of lectures and then 2hrs of GP... and youd probably noe just how much a hate GP... (wheres my shotgun??) the only really interesting lesson was malay...

aw shit...

turns out i gotta do a few major graded assignments... long deadlines but very tough assignments...

the assignments?

short story and book reviews.

gggggrrrrrrraaaaaarrrgghhh!!!!!!!

time to sell my shotgun and buy a bazooka...

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but yea, i guess the long deadlines take some of the pressure off... but i gotta start very very soon...

and any way...

tmr theres JUDO!!!!!

WOOHOO!!!

will be looking forward to that... aw yea...

ok gtg oredi... will see you soon...

surprise surprise...

2007-03-25T16:39:00.000+08:00

ever wondered how to create a big volcano with nothing but a mug, some duct tape and a magnet?

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yea, i dunno either...

thats why i ended up writing this early post that youre reading now.. 4.45pm is still quite early for a post isnt it? oh well, looks lyk todays post combines yesterdays one...

which never came cos i was at grandma's house...

so yea... here it goes...

sat was GREAT! in the morn had to go to muhammadiyah for the cip thing... 2nd day... sum of the boys there were from last wk... the rest were new ppl... as basic, we played football and floorball...

to counter the boys' tendencies to cuss and swear (like sial), we implemented a system of "punishment"... 10 push ups for the whole group for each swearword said out... the group i was facilitator to kena 60 push ups at one shot... WTF..

aw dang, there goes another 10 push ups...

sad to say, the system failed lyk mad dog... swearwords were a permanent part of the boys vocab... so in the end, we just let them swear as much as they want...

"macam bodoh, sial!"

oh well... wat to do? i guess cussers will be cussers... but in their case, tell them that there will be football later, THEY WILL INSTANTLY OBEY EVERY WORD YOU SAY...

ok maybe not so teruklah but they will listen to you so that you can let them play ball... they really love football lyk mad dog... to say that they are pro does not seem enough... maybe bcos they combine football with sepak takraw skills... real nice stuff...

and at 12.40 that day, i left muhammadiyah welfare home... about an hour earlier than usual... you know why?

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thats rite. JUDO!!!!

took the mrt all the way to toa payoh and went back to cjc... when i came to the judo room, training had just started...

as i went towards the room, the judo captain (i think her name was ming ti or sth... and yes, SHE) saw me and gave me a look of puzzledness... maybe she tot i was J2 or sth... hahaha...

so yea, training had started oredi... revised breakfalls and our 1st throw of the year... osoto-gari... basically you grab the opponent's forearm with one hand and his shoulder (or lapel) with the other, then step forward and sweep the poor guys leg with your other leg... practised it with chris and some other guy... why? cos we were about the same size... size DOES play a part in judo... and so does balance...

then there was RANDORI!!! in other words, sparring. we watched the seniors spar with the black/brown belts... really cool to see them in action... watched a few of them take hard falls, though... some were like pwnage... sum guy got flipped 180 degrees and still landed on his feet... damn nice stuff...

and then the sensei looked at us...

"Ok! the j1s! go!"

we stoned for a moment and then reluctantly went... i kena sum medium sized blackbelt... i tell you his balance was almost unbreakable... he threw me a few times... luckily i rmb the breakfalls...

and then...

i managed to trick him and then trip him... woohoo i just managed to throw a blackbelt!!!

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ok fine, im sure he was giving me chance... maybe because i havent got the gi yet.. oh well, will be looking forward to more randori... XD

and then there was the physical training... i wont go into detail on that... lets just say i came back aching real bad... but as wat the ncc ppl would say, i felt damn shiok after judo... lyk a sense of hyped up tiredness...

haha... JUDO PWNS!!! next training on tues... woohoo!

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ok here comes today...

nothing much today, though... jus relaxing at home, trying to find a way to lessen the aches... mad ouchies at the shoulders...

looked into the calendar, trying to find a day that acj has sch when cj doesnt... gonna crash!!!! YEA!!!

randomness...

hmmm... nxt nxt fri is good friday... nice 3 day weekend coming up soon... :)

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?

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nxt nxt fri is not just good friday...

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surprise surprise...

nobody knows anymore.

2007-03-23T20:45:00.000+08:00

FRI!!! end of the week! orait!

today was a really short day... (yay for that) malay class was super... cikgu hanisah is da best!!! damn funny person... neva fails to make me laugh...

and it turns out that cikgu hanisah was my teacher in pri sch... 0.o

now who wouldve thought that that would happen?? dang. juying pri was lyk damn long ago...

so yea, will look forward to malay class... hahaha...

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anw, we had MCS ori today... not many J1s turned up today... but i was still fun, with the J1s bullying the J2s and all... free food and drinks too... haha its nice to see the authority being poked at... a lot of scandalous stuff we managed to squeeze out of that day... but for obvious reasons i will not say them here... i may be bad but i aint that bad... so dun hold ur breath, hisham... muahahahaha...

waterbombs came and went... i took a direct hit to my balls but i wasnt hurt... haha must be balls of steel... XD

ok where the hell did that come from?? nice sickness there, iqbal... well done...

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tmr theres JUDO!!! woohoo! cant wait for that... ordered gi oredi... hope that the $70 will be worth it...

oh and i just realized that CJC's NAPFA target for all the ppl is silver AT LEAST.

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now how the hell am i going to get that? when i cant even do one stoopid pull-up... haha thats why me and a few other ppl in my class are goin to the pub during recess every day...

pub being Pull Up Bar, of course... dun blame me for the abbreviation, sum CJ PE teacher came up with it... damn funny guy... but his PE will PWN ur ass at least 4 times over...

for me? maybe 9 times. haha. shut up lah judith.

so yea, every recess we take turns doing supported pull ups to train ourselves for the NAPFA... do like 3 sets of 6 or sth... then can go makan... sounds lyk a good system...

besides, the ppl who support me while i do pull ups train their biceps as well... hehehe... (: take that 88kg, yo.

more randomness...

plus i think i gotta go gym oredi... time to turn fat to muscle... haahahahaa...

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oh yea, if you still havent realized, i changed my blogskin oredi... the phoenix you see is another one of my drawings that i made while i was in ACJC... real nice eh? hehehe... brings back memories of that one person...

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painful? yes.

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will i ever get over her? i dunno.

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nobody knows anymore.

hmmm... i may just do that...

2007-03-19T20:13:00.000+08:00

hey im black...

im serious.

CJC had organized a dragon boat event as part of the CJ ori today... kena suntan lyk mad... last day of ori, mind you... we still gotta study too, you know?

dragon boating was SUPER. plain simple. brings back the good ol' days of NCC(SEA)... kayaking and water sports and all... aw yea... did it wif my new class of 1T30... just like in 1SC7, im the only malay guy in my class... (why is it that no other malay guy wants to take BCME??) oh well then...

i did a lot of shouting during dragon boating... had to give timing for the paddlers... (jus like NCC... haha.) shouted until my voice became quite bad... sumwat like cookie monster... (now, emelia, control urself...) was damn tired at the end of the day, but it was shiok, to say the least... and no, judith (if you are reading this for some reason), i did not get owned... haha

oh and btw, for some reason, many ppl say that i dun look lyk a malay... sum say i look indian... sum say i look african... sum say i look arabian... sum even say i look american... (WTH?!)

dang. this world IS full of noobs. oraitythen...

speaking of malay, there are not many malays in CJC... so far ive seen only about 8 malay J1s in CJC... o.0 which is damn small as compared to ACJC for example... which has about 30 plus i think... hmmm... a friend of mine says it has sumthing to do wif the catholic thingy... hmmm... watever that is...

tmr theres judo! and im gonna go for it, esp since i missed the last training on sat... (reason: not enough mitochondria. figure that out.) cant wait to get out there to throw some ppl... yea...

wat? u mean were only learning breakfalls tmr? dang.

oh well... yea i guess that im stuck in CJC... whether thats a good thing or not, thats yet to be shown...still miss ACJC though... could taste the stingray there oredi... sssslllurp!

oh btw, the maggi goreng in CJC pwns. totally. they even have a separate queue for it... OH YEAA...

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anw, ive decided to keep the ACJC shirt i bought for Honours Day... who knows? maybe ill just crash at random times... yea..

maybe once a month ill crash... haha... thats an idea...

hmmm... i may just do that.

In the end, what can i say?
I left a part of me in ACJ.

gotta get a grip...

2007-03-15T21:06:00.000+08:00

my hopes are fading oredi...

the march hols are about to end and still i have no call yet... hais... now wat am i gonna do? stoning in front of the phone doesnt help at all... and i didn't have time to do that today anyway...

CJ malay society had a CIP programme today... i had oredi volunteered myself in... figured if i were to get stuck with CJ i might as well get involved, rite? rite.

went to Muhammadiyah Welfare Home today... kinda had an interaction programme, sumthing like JC orientation, with the boys there... figured they were around 7-14 yrs old... had to form 4 grps, with 5 boys per group... they came up with a lot of funny names for their grps... lyk 'Rudies', 'Scooby Doo', 'RKM' and...

wah lau i cant believe i forgot the last one! wth is happening to me?

oh well...

so yea we brought them to kallang park for games... had basic stuff lyk 'longest line', waterbombs and all... and we finished the day with soccer... the kids at Muhammadiyah are super pros when it comes to soccer! they are fast, they are agile and they got skill, yo! the only reason why they couldnt get past me was bcos they couldnt GET PAST ME... (figure that out) and i can say this bcos i played with them... lucky i was on the winning team.... we won 2-1 yea...

and besides that, they can play sepak takraw lyk pros... o.0

and the CJ ppl are playing sepak takraw against them next week... o.0'

we'll get pwned (or in their words, kena hantam sampai senget ah sial!!!)

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yea well, imagine me playing sepak tkraw... o.0"

ill get an award for that... 'Most number of pants torn in one match while kicking'

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hmmm i wonder how are things now in ACJC... im really missing it... damn id give almost anything to be in ACJC now.... miss all the ppl there... ppl like my class bridge club... yaw we gotta have a bridge outing soon! bridge from 7 to 5 yea?

you noe wat happens next?

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i get beaten up... hahaha... can hear rachel cracking her knuckles oredi... haha i can still crack mine louder than you... XP

man, maybe i just gotta learn how to let go of this matter...

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wat the hell screw that!

still clinging on to hope.

oh, you're not hope? Well then, you must be false hope, yes?

The End is Here.

2007-03-13T21:17:00.000+08:00

oh great, its 13 march oredi... and still no call... honestly ive been spending the last few days stoning in front of the phone waiting for THE call...

still no call... im becoming a friggin zombie oredi...

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sum1 once said 'hope for the best but prepare for the worst...' so far i think ive done that quite well... at least find sumthing thatll keep me contented if i do go CJ... so far ive found 2 ccas that i can be happy with... namely Malay Soc. and Judo... esp judo...

in the words of the sensei... 'Judo is basically throwing ppl around...'

like hell yea... dats why you gotta learn the breakfalls and all... you gotta learn how to fall b4 you learn how to throw... really interesting stuff...

speaking of throwing ppl around, i would like to congratulate those who managed to get in to ACJC by throwing their weight around...

Seriously, have fun in aCjc, cos you'RE gonna settle real Well in it. mY utmOst well wishes to yoU guys... hAve a heLL of a time!

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ok im just angry.. cant blame me for it, yea?

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i can guess that im not the only one whos frustrated... sum ppl in my situation are taking it much worse than i am... one of my friends (wont say who) is lyk trying to drink away his worries... feel saad for him... now cant even have a proper msn convo wif him without him moaning about his appeal...

funny how anxiety can cripple sum1 lyk mad...

funnier how it hasn't crippled me lyk mad yet...

funniest how stuff lyk this can make us stone in front of a phone all day...

hais...

emelia! ur cookie monster may not be coming back! noooooo.....

ok that was random...

and hey jun qing's bdae coming up soon... HEPI BERFDAE!!! HARHAARR...

more randomness...

!!!

ok rmb i told you guys that 13 march was the last day for THE call?

now my friend says that 13 march was the last day for APPEALS, not THE CALL...

!!!

hmmm... maybe there is a chance after all... but waitaminit... i wont get my hopes up too high... cos if im wrong ill get crushed lyk mad dog...

arfarfarfarfarfarfarfarf...

oh well in any case... wat to do? wat more than wait? cos waiting is all i can do...

to all those in my situation, hang in there! there may be hope for us just yet!

i hope.

still waiting...

2007-03-10T22:00:00.000+08:00

hey im back...

ok cj orientation has had its ups and downs... more downs, though :( oh well...

in all, there were 3 days of ori... 1st day was rather slack... get to know the IG mates, from both 1st and 2nd intake... its a fun group yea... was able to enjoy myself during the ori... learnt the cj mass dance... which was a lot more modern than ac's (i still think ac's is more fun...) and they added a bhangra dance to it (i really liked that one). then got split up into houses which were named after music styles... mine was Enka... sum style of japanese music... basically we had to be "samurai in spirit"... HAIT!

leader: ALL HAIL ENKA!
everyone else: BANZAI!!!!!

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so yea that was 1st day...

then came 2nd day... longest of the 3 days of ori so far... scheduled to end at 8pm... o.0

2nd day was wet games day... id say that this was the best of the ori days... games were really fun... dirty and wet but nevertheless fun yea... (ac's one is still the best! :D)

but you noe how just one wrong word can turn the general mood 180 degrees just like that? yea i experienced one thing lyk that that day... at one of the game stations, one of the rules was that you'd have to eat some unknown thing... there was a rumor that it was something non-halal (im muslim, in case you didnt noe)... so my non-muslim chinese friend asked the game master if it was true...

Game master: Why? You muslim ah?
Friend: (sarcastically) Yar yar im muslim...
Game master: You muslim ah? You sure or not?! You drop your pants i make you muslim right now!

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im telling you, if i didnt know any better, i would have driven his punk ass face to the ground and make him taste it forever.

bloody insensitive bastard.

in the end, all i could manage was muttering "WTH?"... one of my IG mates noticed this (sorry i cant remember your name!!) and she had asked me if i was okay after that scene...

thanks for your concern, yea? really appreciate it...

oh well... anyway, Enka won best cheer that nite... although i think our cheer sucked ass... we shoulda won best house!!! grrrr.... thats all for day 2...

day 3 was kinda interesting... mainly b'cos of CCA tryouts... i picked malay society and judo... really interested in judo... gonna look forward to it if AC rejects my appeal... which i really hope not... other than that that was all...

and then i went back to ACJ for the campfire nite!!! WOOHOO!!! really missed dancing and cheering back there... cant believe i could still memorize the cheers and dance steps there... i guess thats why i miss acjc so much... sigh...

about more than half of the Faeries ponned that dae... wahlau... only jacklyn, rachel, jia wen and the new ppl were there... didnt get a chance to know their names... oh well...

met my class next!!! rui shan is still the weird girl that she was... hahanoob... and then reunited with emelia, vignette, benjamin and rachel (the one from my class... not from my og...) it felt real great to be back with 1SC7 again...

COOKIE!!!! AMNGAMNGAMNGAMNGAMNGAMNGAM..... haha emelia will never get enough of that...

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turns out a lot of ppl in my predicament were at the campfire... met an old ncc friend from BBSS... same situation as me...

haha, ACJC is so popular now... wonder if we even got chance or not... hope the ppl deciding would greatly consider taking back those who were in ACJC for the 1st 2 months...

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still waiting...

theory of saadness

2007-03-07T13:44:00.000+08:00

i got my JAE results today...

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CJC??!! WTH??

... (gloom sets in...)

so off i went to appeal to acjc... i reached there at about 10am... BLOODY LONG QUEUE... turns out you had to fill up some online form, get it printed and submit it with all the kiss-ass documents... (testimonials, certs of recog., stuff like that...) and then hope and pray that your application is successful...

and there was a very long queue for the online application... the girl before me was taking so LONG to finish her stuff... turns out she had been posted to hwa chong and now wants to go to ACJC... wah lau... confirm she get in...

my turn. filled up all the particulars, checked, double checked and hit enter...

the com spits back "failed to update."

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i try again... same thing happens...

i almost shouted out loud "KNNCBPKMKWTF!!!"... until i realized the others were having the same problem... the teacher then says "sorry, the hard disk is full..."

aiyoo...

(5 mins later...) i had to redo the entire thing... got it printed out... and then realized i didnt bring my photo...

AAARRGGHHH.

in the end had to settle by photocopying my ic... and then cut out my pic... so pathetic hahanoob...

and they said if by 13 march i dun get a call, ITS GONE.

hmm...

will be counting... so for the moment... CJ it is...

wait a minute...

HOW THE HELL DO I GET THERE???

Is there still hope?

2007-03-05T20:13:00.000+08:00

yea... jus came back from oga training... jus another cheering session where i almost killed my voice... now i sound like cookie monster...

it would seriously be damn saad if i had trained to be an oga and in the end get kicked out of ACJC... imagine... it would be full of shit...

i got a really bad feeling about the posting results...

i really hope and pray i stay in ACJC... there are too many friendships that i have made and too many experiences i have gone thru... and im jus supposed to leave? jus like that?

screw that shit.

theres so many things that ill miss if i get posted to another JC... my class, for one... the constant teasing on rui shan... the episodes of family guy on ronnies ipod... Ravi the Borat... emelia and rachel calling me cookie monster and oreo cookie... getting owned by mass PE... the noobness of chloe... elizas hyperness and stoning potential (not to mention ravi's)... kim fung's legendary "7 no trump!"... the countless games of bridge that we played during breaks...

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so much i will miss...

and of course, my OG!!! Faeries!!! these 3 months or so that ive had with you were the greatest time ive had so far... li ting's persistence in murderer... alvin's lameness... jacklyn's singing... sherns' sarcasm... tamojoy's antics ("I don't know how to pronounce my girlfriend's name!")... "awesome" aileen... the bryans (dota freaks)... rachel's moving the dustbin (i'll forever rmb that one)... vivien and her elmo... jia wen and hui huan (for the riddles and trick qns we shared)... rachael the petite (haha.. now why did i call you petite??)... zhen liang and his guitar (i still cant figure out the bar chords, though)... shiyou, who's obviously enjoying herself in melb... jun qing (i still cant understand what that CNY item was all about)... shuqi (who wouldve thought that id meet you again??)... and danielle (your art is like AMAZING)...

i will miss you ppl!

and...

special thanks to li ting, rachael, alvin and zhen liang for helping me out in you-know-wat...

and of course...

for that special person... you know who you are...

if i do get kicked out of ACJC, i will really really miss you... maybe much more than you realize... my promise to you still holds... i will be there for you...

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tmr is D-day...

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ACJC, watch this space.

~ welcome to the world, noob ~

2007-03-02T22:07:00.000+08:00

okay im done with that GP crap... it was kinda forcing me into a corner... until i took out a shotgun and started beating the crap out of it with the gun... (funny why i didnt just shoot it and get it over and done with...)

today was kinda uneventful... really nothing much besides me group stoning with frens and all... and emelia calling me cookie monster all the time... (wat is wrong with that little girl's mind??) and as usual thinkin of that person... yea...

too bad theres no NCC 2dae... seems to be one of the few things that can keep my chaotic mind cool in the face of all the crap im takin... ACS I had Life Sciences Symposium 2dae... pretty boring...

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ok you know wat? im feeling rather down now... i cant stop thinking about that person... its hard when ur feelings are 1-sided, yea?

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dang.

and 6 march is D-day... posting results... and i cant help but feel worried... for a few reasons... will not say them now... maybe later...

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i feel a poem coming up soon... very soon...

and here it comes...

THE HOME

Rain comes down on me

As i trudge unfeeling

Dragging

As i try to find my way around

With the rain comes the feeling

Sadness? Maybe...

How do I describe it?

Kinda dramatic, this walking in the rain

But it stings, this feeling

I cant deny that it hurts

Yet...

I try to deal with it

Its getting harder everyday

To endure

I must find a home for this troubled soul

Only this can do...

But its hard to find this home

Because it's hidden

Eventhough it's in plain sight

Where is this refuge?

This home?

I'll tell you.

Take my hand

Put it in yours

And place them on your chest

Where it pulsates

That is where.

That is home.

and just so you know, this is dedicated to that person...

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oh and i almost forgot... b4 i go, here's the Iqbal's Thought for the Day...

Q: When does happiness bring sadness?

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A: When youre the only one with it.

ok im done..

cya.

I'm BAAAAAAACK!!!!

2007-03-01T22:09:00.000+08:00

YAW!! orait im back! its been (checks date) a DAMN LONG time since i blogged... woohoo...

lets see... a lot has happened since i left this blog... O levels were over, long break came and went, got posted to acjc, went thru orientation (which was really great), F.I.L. (you find out wat that means... clue: phoenix), got new classes, went thru lectures which were full of crap...

wow... thats 3 months in one paragraph... and i tot i sucked at summary... bleh...

ok now, just to let you ppl noe, ACJC ROX!!!! (woohoo!)

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ok that was random...

speaking of random, ?random? is gone oredi! no more time for stupid stories and all... esp now since i got jc workload on my ass... nowadays i feel like im being driven like a slave... usually 2 cans of coffee do the trick... gulpgulpahh...burp...

why is ?random? gone? lets see...

1. back then i was full of shit...
2. back then i was bored...
3. now my email keeps getting spammed... by all those you-know-wat ads...
4. the papayas had turned blue

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ok erase no. 4... i guess there'll always be a part of me that will always remain random... haha. now thats SAAD...

lately i've been drawing things that jus come to my mind... the logo that you see here (which is my personal logo) was one of them... (but this one was thought of long ago...) sum of them are really strange... sum ppl take just one look at my logo at say, "hey, is that satanic??"

believe me, such noobness is unheard of...

maybe thats the problem with society... they call evrything they dun understand as evil... or weird... or even satanic for that matter...

whoa i gotta cut down on this GP mentality... oh and btw GP sux... yea... too bad its compulsory...

and lately ive oso been turning poetic leh... (whoa, i noe youre goin "lyk wth...") its sounds crazy but yea... ive been coming up with all sorts of random poems all of a sudden... 0.o

and now i jus found out that the name Iqbal was the name of sum famous Arabic poet... 0.o"

i wonder if its because of that person... hmmm...

ok anw, a new format=new practice... so heres the "Iqbal's Thought" for the day 2dae...

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Q: When does hesitance really kill?

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A: When its too late...
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till next time, ill see you when im done beating up GP... cya!

2006-11-05T15:09:00.000+08:00

MILOFUSE

yea I'm back... O levels start tomorrow, so wish me luck... good luck to all the others who are taking the O levels as well...

Anyway, here's a video me and my cousins made on hari raya eve... all started when a cousin of mine, Amim, made a milo drink with nestum... before we knew it, we decided to make an advert for the milo... funny it was called milofuse instead of milo+nestum... anyway enjoy...

P.S. I look like a nut in this video...

yea, something like that

2006-10-18T14:03:00.000+08:00

well yea, i just finished my O level bio prac... quite easy, as compared to my prelim one... if only the written exams were than easy...

So far i've been mugging like a mad dog... (arfarfarf) seriously, at this point of time i have no life... wake up, sahur, study, shower, study some more, makan, study some more, pray, study again, sleep. then repeat...

to think that this will go on until 11 nov... @%#&!

well, success don't come without hard work... i guess this shitty studying is necessary...

@%#&!

2006-10-12T21:58:00.000+08:00

noob fight

ok ok... this was one of the videos i was talking about in the earlier post... its kinda stupid but hey, i think it's funny... enjoy

2006-10-10T22:27:00.000+08:00

Nunchaku

Ok ok I'll admit it... I am a NUNCHAKU FANATIC!!!

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I don't know... it just seems to me that knowing how to handle a nunchaku in a fight is damn cool... I WANT TO LEARN!!! Where can I buy a real wooden nuchaku from Singapore?

Anyway, today I used Nazri's phone camera to videotape a "nunchaku" routine... done by me... the only thing is that I was using a short stick instead of a nunchaku... BUT, i saw that if you stand at a certain distance and do the movements fast, it all appears on the phone camera screen as if i was handling a nunchaku. i must say that my hands were sore after that cos unlike a normal nunchaku, a stick is one whole piece, not like the 2 pieces of wood joined together, in the case of the nunchaku... friggin pain...

And to think that i should be studying at that time... lol...

BTW, the video on top is the video that inspired me to learn more about nunchaku. total ownage...Enjoy...

No More Shit

2006-10-09T17:58:00.000+08:00

Never fear, ?random? is here. Not to worry, this isn't another randomsutra... a random sutra would have been titled "randomsutra" and would have a sort of greenish-red tilapia jumping out at you... So, yea...

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Nah, i was kidding about the tilapia part... anyway, I am proud to say that this is my first non-randomsutra post so far... lately i've been writin a lot of crap in my posts... most of them random stuff that appear out of nowhere...

Ok, now what has happened so far? a lot, i can tell you... i've gotten back my prelim results and let's just say that this thing that my school has come up with is a big boon... i call it "the Big Friggin Lifesaver"... they call it "Moderation".

In other words, Moderation is just the giving away of extra marks to "help" us enter our longed- for JCs... For me, my grades jumped from a low-ass 18 to a top-ass 11. (a smaller number means a better grade) Pwnage... i mean, it's not everyday that you can get extra marks for exams that you are weak in AND those exams that you OWN in... Dang.

So yea, i'm plannin to go to ACJC for the first 2 months.... no, wait... i'm STAYING in ACJC!!! No chance that i'm gonna let myself get the Kick in de Kok out of the school. But that means I have to own in the O levels... Damn...

What's more, there's no moderation in the Os... time to Mug like mad dog... arfarfarfarfarfarfarfarfarfarfarfarfarfarf... haha...

hmmm... imagine going up to the Cambridge Markers, asking for Moderation...
"Moderation? What Moderation?"