Sunday, December 02, 2007
-THE MUDDER OF ALL POSTS!!! (must be ur mudder)-
oh shit its dec oredi sialll!!! Dats abt a month since I last blogged… 1 FRIGGIN MONTH!!!
And no ppl I aint gonna give any excuses abt me not blogging… you all probably know them oredi… yesyes it has sumthin to do wif fuzzy feet, imported silk and obi-wan kenobi. oso a bit abt bungee jumpin but more of that later on yea?
ok orait since I must do my readers justice (wtf nice ego??), dis be one damn long post. so yea grab ur popcorn or sth lyk that. for ppl lyk shermaine, pls DO NOT grab the popcorn and try sugar-free sweets instead ya? haha and shut the whining cos dis be for ur own good. (and mine as well, hahahaha)
ok so lets go back in time ya? 1st things 1st… class chalet @ downtown east! Great times man… 1st day was not much, plainly just pwnin ppl in soulcalibur3… for all of you noobs hu dun noe, soulcalibur3 (or SC3) is a 3D fightin game in which random ppl kena whacked, stabbed, rammed, sliced, poked and beheaded manymany times, and yet still end the game in 1 piece. all the characters use their own weapons to own the others. sum use sticks, big-ass swords, nunchakus (woot to that) and even size-shifting sticks AKA The Ultimate Dildo. (TUD, which is also btw the sound it makes when ramming into a persons face, chest and any other part of the body. howfunmahfunhorfuncheechiongfunpapaya.) and the costumes be definitely not wat u be wanting to wear in any occasion. (wif the exception of sum ppl, such as pandas, flower-power-pondans, and nudists on strike.)
2nd day was better cos we acted like idiots in wildwildwet… ryan almost had his beard torn off by G-forces during the slide-up, eirene and lee xian nearly flew of the slide like wawawoowah, jo and jo kena owned in a float race at the shiok river (haha too much for ODAC lol) and andre, tim and darren had their asses blown by bubble turbulence in the shiok river. wildwildwet oso had sum foam party thing going on but I say it aint kul. yea. the aircon is kuler.
and then we had a problem… the BBQ food rachel ordered kena jack. the delivery guy walked all the way to our chalet with all the nicenice food while we were at wildwildwet. so the money wasn’t there (cos it was with rachel). in the end me, rachel, natoon and elton cabbed down to sum ulu place where the caterer was… forgot the name though… oh rite. Defu lane.
Rachel: Where is Defu Lane?
Me: I dunno, probably next to Tofu lane…
but yea, zoomzoom butterscotch. (dun noe wat dat is but just write it down anw lol…) the BBQ got goin jus fine after we got the stuff. sum real nice stuff like satay, otah, stingray, sausages etc. woot to ryan and andre as the bbq ppl.. it rained 4 a while but we stayed on and in the end it stopped… enjoyed sum sexy food there and den… and yea I got to know sum of the ex-1T24 ppl amanda and vivien (I think I spelled dat correct).. too bad no idiot brought a camera… I wonder why… oh yar bcos dey are idiots!!! hahahaha…. yea den I had to leave before the nice bbq chicken came… bloody last pasir ris train… darren had to go back as well… den talked in the train about venture scouts, orangutans and how both are related…
oh yea i 4got! the week before the chalet I had sum judo outing sia… went to sentosa and had sum random fun @ the beach… not much happenin though, just playin frisbee wif sum random NS ppl, making fun of yixuan and joey and all dat random shit. den at nite we went to vivocity for dinner… tapao burger king and eat at the skypark (I think dats wat its called)… and oso play cards in the dark… very nice…
fast forward to yesterday, ya? judo training broke a record yesterday, when only 5 cjc ppl came for training!! and dat day sji got no training oso!! lyk damn quiet la… so in the end boss gave us a 2-hour sparring session (we call it randori) with other seniors hu came with their single intention of whooping our @%$... but I had to say i kena damn jack… 1st bout of randori with sum blue belt guy I kena injury sia… almost dislocated my elbow… it was lyk déjà vu sia… same exact thing happened during my 1st few months in judo. wth…
in the end at arnd 4pm boss came o me and said, "aiya lets just call it a day la." 1st time sia judo ended so early. but it was quite pointless continuing training la. me, joey and boon ping were injured oredi (boon ping had a busted foot, I had a busted knee, joey had a busted everything.) and there was not much to do besides watching the seniors battle it out among themselves… kinda entertaining though.
heres a random comment. joshua and sheryne be havin sexy time. lol. and no joshua I dun care if u harai me a 100 times after dis, I will, as how chloe says it, grab you by the hair and shot-putt you to malaysia.
btw for idiots hu dun noe wat harai is, go find it urself. I damn tired oredi haha.
ok then today! finally sia. my family went to jurong birdpark… the place has really changed man… a lot of things were different; the shows are much better now, the waterfall became a waterfall aviary and a regular pepsi bottle cost $3. 3 FUCKIN dollars.
feeding sessions were the best part of the trip. fed the birds with sum mealworms at the waterfall aviary and sum sort of nectar solution at the lory loft. and yes that is not a typo; its LORY not LORRY la you stupid microsoft word… (yes im typing this post in MS word 1st)
one thing about lories, they can really SHIT. seriously! I mean its lyk as if their ass was sum super-soaker gun sia. their shit was lyk damn liquid and me and my sis had to dodge their speeding shits while feeding them… how to describe it… its sumthin lyk a full nike squirtbottle. u turn it upside-down and give it a good squeeze. see how the water shoots out? dat was exactly how it was like.. yea go picture it out and vomit lyk a timothy lol…
but yea overall it was fun, besides the $3 pepsi… makes me wonder of the other places such as the zoo and the night safari… hope they’ve changed as well…
orait my hand damn tired oredi. my elbow in pain. my wallet damn thin. my common sense failing.
that’s it. time to watch The Noose. tas dingo ppl!
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