Monday, July 02, 2007
-this be some 88kg shit-
YES THE H2S ARE FINALLY OVER...
wah a bit lag ah... lets look at the date shall we?
ooh its 2nd july, monday... and exams were over on fri... soooo desu ne...
and yes ive changed the text size cos SOME PEOPLE have been complaining that my text is too dang small... haiyo all these ppl... the things i have to do for you...
ok anw ppl sori for the damn lag... busy dotaing lately... no time to blog sia... just been spending time wondering about random things... like dota, judo moves, tv shows, online quizzes, calculating rishi's ass size (which i had to stop soon because i had a bloody headache just trying to imagine the dimensions of that shit... there goes the last pack of panadol extra...) and all that shit...
oh well at least i managed to get the 4th edition of the papaya news done with ryan... great time to let out all the randomness accumulated over the damn stress we got from the exams... dat be all the papaya and poppadum and shit yaw...
hmmm sat was an interesting day... judo training was damn tiring... had to endure 5 bouts back to back with a busted leg... but hey it was fun throwing them and funner watching them try to throw me... i realize that im the friggin heaviest of the J1 judokas... maybe even with the J2 judokas as well... im not being smug or anything but i just cant help but laugh at those who make constipated sounds while trying to lift me la... damn funny... but those that can really throw me i respect dem man...
is it ethical for me to fight against a girl? im not being sexist or anyting but im just afraid that i may go a leetle too harsh against the girls... friggin dilemma hits me everytime i spar against a girl... bcos of that, i get owned. sumtimes.
so im pondering about this and then coach comes to me and asks me, "wats ur weight?"
in my mind im like "wtf? why the avocado are you asking me this?"
and then i blurted out,"haah? 88."
all this time i never realized how big i really was until i looked at recent photos...
lets look at this one...
oh crap im damn huge in this pic, besides the fact that i was next to small girl... why the hell am i so huge sia? hmmm must be the genes... or too much island creamery...
ok no more pics i feel oversized oredi... but anw it seems i may be picked for competition... and shit that means extra training and poppadums and all that shit... esp since there are only 3 J1s in CJudo who are in the heavyweight category... them being me, joshua and cheryl...
i have yet to master the ultimate morote-gari and the sexiest harai-goshi.... aarrgh.
me thinks me must go to other things now... yesyes.
transformers is the sex!!! prob the best tech movie ive seen so far... michael bay is a genius. special FX and graphics animation were the bestest. i give it a 9/10 papayas. you got money? good. now watch it.
anw...
its times like these that i really hate the fact that i take malay... we (you know who you are) gonna be screwed big time by you-know-who... does the fact that the school library cant find my book apply as an excuse? probably not. this is gonna take one hell of to pull this one off... although it seems recurring in my school life so far... doing holiday homework AFTER the holidays... hmmm...
orait me be seeing you ppl next time! till then, tas dingo! (which by the way means 'hello/goodbye' in the papaya language... (:
The Great Papaya say, "Gafoo bunto kii pugoa cham fedu lec wesda gi kii slamjehbu..."
Translation: Never take a woman's belongings because she may be a wrestler... 
<-- this idiot of a snatch thief in beijing got owned big time lol...
| this papaya WOBBLED at 8:02 PM|
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