Friday, March 28, 2008

-yayyemyemyoyenyaiyay-

ok dis gonna be one damn long blog post... *brushes cobwebs off blog*

it seems dat i have dis nasty habit of lagging btw posts... i dun even wanna say how long its been since i last blogged.... probably a damn long time.... arnd mid-Feb...

and there i go, i just said it again.

ah well its not that surprising that i cant blog anyway.... been kinda neck high in studies and all... simply aint got no time to sit down and blog. cos most of that time is used for sit-down-on-ur-phat-ass-and-study-till-ur-balls-drop-and-ryan-turns-white-and-jo-grows-a-kok. its that very nice time of the year where we ppl unleash the mugger/geek/shut-up-im-studyin soul inside all of us... where the word 'study' begins to overrule 'bridge' and 'slack'... (emphasis on the word 'begins'... the transformation is not complete yet haha...)

anw as most of you noe, i like blogging events in sequence, yea? sumthin like AP and GP in maths except that you dun go thinking of hokkien vulgarities when you read dis blog...

and also, there wont be any tigers around waiting to ambush you and tear your AP/GP paper to shreds... (although that does seem appealing, yea?)

ok i be talkin random as usual... but back 2 the blog, yea?

kyu grade judo tournament! all the way in bedok... there werent many ppl there, prob cos raffles and HCI didnt come in full strength... mustve thought this was no fun... oh well in any case, heaviweight category was kinda noob... cos there were only 4 guys in the category... there wasnt much action in the battles, although at one point my 120kg opponent looked scared shitless cos i shouted at him to demoralize him.... i guess i went a bit overboard.... so yea all in all i got bronze... kinda noob though...

but noobness in this event shud be handed to chris... he got 'tyco-bronze', cos he won it by walkover, meaning his opponent was absent 4 the day... lololol... lack of opponents was kinda the problem la...

orait now heres one prob... i cant rmb much of wat happened in march... the main shit was the CTs la... the sad truth is, most of us were not prepared for the CTs at all la... nevertheless we still DID WHAT WE CAN to prepare and in the CTs did the BEST THAT WE COULD. so T30! those of you hu stayed behind with me and ryan and the others during every night study so that you PERSEVERED to WORK YOUR ASS OFF despite how tired you were, i can solidly and truthfully say that you all have improved in ur CTs in terms of the main topics we covered during those nights. Vectors and Organic Chem. and yes you and others may say that we didnt do as well as we hoped, its only because we STARTED LATE. solution? START NOW.

bottom line, dun ever give up, cos many others lyk me, ryan and *gasps* even rishi have not given up on you yet. dun be too swayed by ur CT results, no matter how shitty they are. take them as a WAKE UP CALL. lyk wat i said, THIS IS WHERE WE STEP UP TO THE CHALLENGE.

my results? Cs for chem and maths, Ds for bio and gp, U for econs(i cant believe i failed this.... surprisingly almost the entire cohort failed econs as well.... wtf.)

ok now thats over and done with, march hols was not as fun as i hoped... at the end of the week before i kena a damn high fever, which led to a lot of koffing, and then led to sore throat and finally resulted in me sendin vulgarities to rosheni, who btw gave me the damn sickness... basket...

judo camp during march hols was pretty much standard... Boss (dats my coach) says he gonna get a career change and all... i dunno his true reasons, but i did promise him that ill be doin my bestest in judo... so yea our new coach was the multi-martial-artist Mr Koh, whose hand is so big that getting your gi grabbed by him is almost lyk getting thrown by him. which is NVN (Not Very Nice) at all. in any case, my next target was the Nat'l individuals on 27-28 march... which for sure is not gonna be lyk kyu grade...

ok march hols over now, i realized sumthin... our class can never manage to maintain a serious convo without a bit of randomness in it... we can start talkin all about chemistry and in the end digress to rawa thosai. we can start talkin abt bio and suddenly start talking of bra sizes... (WTF??) its kinda retarded but thats wat makes us 2T30, keeps our morale from gettin hyperpolarized... (T30 u dunno this term den start revising nervous sytem)

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gettin a bit tired now... this is where we take rawa thosai and tutsify...



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FASTFORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yesterday was the nat'l individuals... was kinda screwy in all... me and joshua, the 2 heaviweights in CJudo were the LIGHTEST among the heaviweights. all the bigsize ppl we facin... honestly we were kinda fucked hahaa...

and as if yesterday was a damn fine day, my 1st opponent was the heaviest of em all... sum blue belt from HCI... che jian i think his name is... damn... round... guy. yea dats the best description i could get of him...

so yea it be 92kg me vs 120kg che jian.... mainly i relied on counters, which got me my first wazari... (in other words, i managed to throw the guy almost nicenice to win, but didnt) i think i did tani-otoshi or sth lyk that... but in the process his upper body landed on my head....

believe me, you do not want to have your head between an extremely heavy body and padded but nonetheless hard floor... so yea i was damn dizzy after my 1st throw.. dat kinda led me to my downfall... the guy managed to get off 2 wazaris to win the match... repecharge i lost by mistake so i dun wanna talk abt it... hahaha..

so yea congrats to joey, yong jun and hui yi for getting the bronzes! (which kinda sucks cos we couldve done better la)

2dae was the mcs orientation but only 4 J1s came... basket... in the end we just spent time playin sahibba and endedthe orientation there and then... sum orientation that was... haizzz...

done. my blog post is done woohoo. time to relax my fingers...

time to offload any randomness left...

oogatomsdickishairyohnoohmydatbesumtutsishitmyhandistootired...

oh and btw, if you cant guess wat the hell is my title, here's a hint: NH3

am i done here?

yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep.

tas dingo ppl!


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Saturday, February 16, 2008

-YOUU!!!-

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Monday, December 31, 2007

-new mind, no mind.-

end of the year. i guess its time i defragment my mind... lyk a computer yes but more in the sense that its not cluttered files and documents... its all my memories, quotes, thoughts and experiences of 2007.

its in a mess, mind you... so wat you gonna see be more lyk maggi mee mixed with with anything messy dat you can find, such as Lionel Messi...

orait enuff with the randomness... mind is too full of corrupted files aNdd iS beGiNeeNingg tO faillLlLl...



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Thursday, December 27, 2007

-suddenly its video time??-

is it safe yet? are they gone?

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yea i guess... as you guys can probably tell, i havent been blogging for long time.... all this while i kena a 'gaming rush'... had a sudden nostalgia for halo... haha... seems that killing aliens in an unreal world can really cure boredom big-time.... and since i get limited time on the com i end up playing halo instead of blogging... i think sum of you guys have realized oredi.... i appear online in msn and then in a minute or so im gone...

and if im not gaming, im watching vids on youtube... i dunno man, lately i be watchin fight scenes and random funny shit.... hey, dun blame me man, im plain bored...

ah you noe wat? instead of telling you ppl, i show u ppl instead, yea? the better ones ive seen...

dis one be from the flm Tom Yum Goong... and honestly, it be one of the best martial arts films of all time... Tony Jaa at his best... or his bestest... no stunt aids and all... just pure fightin... woot to that!




ok now that youve watched the clip, heres the PWNED! awards recipients for it.

Nominees for the Stop-Breaking-My-Arm-Please Award are: 1:25 (The 3 ADOIs), 1:31 (DisARMament), and 3:17 (The 360 Break)

Nominees for the Most-PWNED Takedown Award are: 1:01 (Up and Over), 2:12 (Gimme Sum CRACK) and 2:55 (Krakneck Wif Style)

Nominees for the Coolest Crack Award are: 1:38 (Sucka Drag), 2:19 (One-foot Pwnage, wif a leetle krak), 2:36 (Spin FTW) and 3:06 (Mirror Image + Krak)

which one you think deserves the Most Painful Pwnage Award? tag me ur nominee, yea? personally, i say its 0:44... plain adoi, man...

ok lets switch the pace here... we all need sum childish vid once in a while yea? heres one i saw not long ago...




yes yes its from sesame street... dis was one of my favourite old scenes from sesame street... still damn funny now when i watch it... i thiink this was wat sparked the randomness u ppl hu noe me well noe me so well for... hahaah...

and if you were just wonderin, the red caveman guy was famous b4 this... he featured in one of the most memorable scenes from The Muppets... to jog ur memory, heres the vid...




if u dont rmb this vid, u are sadly deprived... hahaha...

oh shit... the urge to play Halo is here!! aarrrghh!

wobblin, ppl! watch out for the end of year post coming up orait? tas dingo!

For them, I am dangerous...
Bagi mereka, aku merbahaya...
Dui ta men lai shuo wo shi yi ge wei xian ren wu...
Pour eux, je suis dangereux...


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Sunday, December 02, 2007

-THE MUDDER OF ALL POSTS!!! (must be ur mudder)-

oh shit its dec oredi sialll!!! Dats abt a month since I last blogged… 1 FRIGGIN MONTH!!!

And no ppl I aint gonna give any excuses abt me not blogging… you all probably know them oredi… yesyes it has sumthin to do wif fuzzy feet, imported silk and obi-wan kenobi. oso a bit abt bungee jumpin but more of that later on yea?

ok orait since I must do my readers justice (wtf nice ego??), dis be one damn long post. so yea grab ur popcorn or sth lyk that. for ppl lyk shermaine, pls DO NOT grab the popcorn and try sugar-free sweets instead ya? haha and shut the whining cos dis be for ur own good. (and mine as well, hahahaha)

ok so lets go back in time ya? 1st things 1st… class chalet @ downtown east! Great times man… 1st day was not much, plainly just pwnin ppl in soulcalibur3… for all of you noobs hu dun noe, soulcalibur3 (or SC3) is a 3D fightin game in which random ppl kena whacked, stabbed, rammed, sliced, poked and beheaded manymany times, and yet still end the game in 1 piece. all the characters use their own weapons to own the others. sum use sticks, big-ass swords, nunchakus (woot to that) and even size-shifting sticks AKA The Ultimate Dildo. (TUD, which is also btw the sound it makes when ramming into a persons face, chest and any other part of the body. howfunmahfunhorfuncheechiongfunpapaya.) and the costumes be definitely not wat u be wanting to wear in any occasion. (wif the exception of sum ppl, such as pandas, flower-power-pondans, and nudists on strike.)

2nd day was better cos we acted like idiots in wildwildwet… ryan almost had his beard torn off by G-forces during the slide-up, eirene and lee xian nearly flew of the slide like wawawoowah, jo and jo kena owned in a float race at the shiok river (haha too much for ODAC lol) and andre, tim and darren had their asses blown by bubble turbulence in the shiok river. wildwildwet oso had sum foam party thing going on but I say it aint kul. yea. the aircon is kuler.

and then we had a problem… the BBQ food rachel ordered kena jack. the delivery guy walked all the way to our chalet with all the nicenice food while we were at wildwildwet. so the money wasn’t there (cos it was with rachel). in the end me, rachel, natoon and elton cabbed down to sum ulu place where the caterer was… forgot the name though… oh rite. Defu lane.

Rachel: Where is Defu Lane?
Me: I dunno, probably next to Tofu lane…

but yea, zoomzoom butterscotch. (dun noe wat dat is but just write it down anw lol…) the BBQ got goin jus fine after we got the stuff. sum real nice stuff like satay, otah, stingray, sausages etc. woot to ryan and andre as the bbq ppl.. it rained 4 a while but we stayed on and in the end it stopped… enjoyed sum sexy food there and den… and yea I got to know sum of the ex-1T24 ppl amanda and vivien (I think I spelled dat correct).. too bad no idiot brought a camera… I wonder why… oh yar bcos dey are idiots!!! hahahaha…. yea den I had to leave before the nice bbq chicken came… bloody last pasir ris train… darren had to go back as well… den talked in the train about venture scouts, orangutans and how both are related…

oh yea i 4got! the week before the chalet I had sum judo outing sia… went to sentosa and had sum random fun @ the beach… not much happenin though, just playin frisbee wif sum random NS ppl, making fun of yixuan and joey and all dat random shit. den at nite we went to vivocity for dinner… tapao burger king and eat at the skypark (I think dats wat its called)… and oso play cards in the dark… very nice…

fast forward to yesterday, ya? judo training broke a record yesterday, when only 5 cjc ppl came for training!! and dat day sji got no training oso!! lyk damn quiet la… so in the end boss gave us a 2-hour sparring session (we call it randori) with other seniors hu came with their single intention of whooping our @%$... but I had to say i kena damn jack… 1st bout of randori with sum blue belt guy I kena injury sia… almost dislocated my elbow… it was lyk déjà vu sia… same exact thing happened during my 1st few months in judo. wth…

in the end at arnd 4pm boss came o me and said, "aiya lets just call it a day la." 1st time sia judo ended so early. but it was quite pointless continuing training la. me, joey and boon ping were injured oredi (boon ping had a busted foot, I had a busted knee, joey had a busted everything.) and there was not much to do besides watching the seniors battle it out among themselves… kinda entertaining though.

heres a random comment. joshua and sheryne be havin sexy time. lol. and no joshua I dun care if u harai me a 100 times after dis, I will, as how chloe says it, grab you by the hair and shot-putt you to malaysia.

btw for idiots hu dun noe wat harai is, go find it urself. I damn tired oredi haha.

ok then today! finally sia. my family went to jurong birdpark… the place has really changed man… a lot of things were different; the shows are much better now, the waterfall became a waterfall aviary and a regular pepsi bottle cost $3. 3 FUCKIN dollars.

feeding sessions were the best part of the trip. fed the birds with sum mealworms at the waterfall aviary and sum sort of nectar solution at the lory loft. and yes that is not a typo; its LORY not LORRY la you stupid microsoft word… (yes im typing this post in MS word 1st)

one thing about lories, they can really SHIT. seriously! I mean its lyk as if their ass was sum super-soaker gun sia. their shit was lyk damn liquid and me and my sis had to dodge their speeding shits while feeding them… how to describe it… its sumthin lyk a full nike squirtbottle. u turn it upside-down and give it a good squeeze. see how the water shoots out? dat was exactly how it was like.. yea go picture it out and vomit lyk a timothy lol…

but yea overall it was fun, besides the $3 pepsi… makes me wonder of the other places such as the zoo and the night safari… hope they’ve changed as well…

orait my hand damn tired oredi. my elbow in pain. my wallet damn thin. my common sense failing.

that’s it. time to watch The Noose. tas dingo ppl!


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Saturday, November 10, 2007

-ITS ALIVE!!! ITS ALIVE!!!-

wats alive? my blog that is.

yesyes ppl, it has been a damn l o n g time since i blogged. lets put down the reasons why i couldnt blog for almost one month ya?

1. too damn tired. so zzzzz...
2. cows and bulls. yea you know wat that means.
3. usually gone at night. either out or to sleep.
4. time distortion thx to excess of swearing, lying and kathira.

so yea that be the reasons that i cant think of so far. all are damn true except for one of em... thats rite, its number 3. the rest are really real. (really.)

oh well a load of stuff has happened ever since i saw blogger.com abt a month ago... there was me goin jalan raye wif the MRAC (Malay Regiment Anglo Chinese), acting retarded, PW oral pres (which thankfully didnt suck... lol), wobblin wif ryan and changyong, acting retarded, eating, sleeping, and of course papaya news cut halfway...

hmmm... did i miss out anything? oh rite, acting retarded. yea.

on an unrelated note, OMG the noose is the seks!!! hell this would probably be the best show that mediacorp ever aired!!! its is the epitome of wat papaya news aims to be! SO WATCH IT PPL!!

the papaya suddenly feels lyk jamming and playin pool.

hmm castaway on ch 5 now... real nice show... really teaches us to not take the good things we have in life for granted... cos we'll never know when shit may happen and we end up stranded alone, eating nth but crabs evryday, and making friends with bloody balls named wilson...

oh and btw, congrats to changyong for be able to stay in cj! (eventhough as retainee) rmb what the 82-yr old guy said to us at CHIJMES ah, STUDY!!! (and give sum luck to me yea XD)

in light of all the shit happening to all the ppl readin this blog, as wat i said b4 to changyong, watch wat you do or say to those arnd you, cos evry action has a consequence.

tas dingo ppl!


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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

-kimchi ftw!-

so many things have passed yea... ramadan is over, and so are the promos... and of course hari raya is here... wah damn long since i saw my cuzzin gang and all... all still as retarded as ever... lyk me sia... lets do a quick run down, yea?

hidir a.k.a. 'toyol' - skater mat, 2nd degree retard and master of the kimchi fart. (no, you do not want to smell it)

zach - hair look like lion, retarded to forrest gump degree, usually the ringleader...

syira - my sis. usually retarded. not too close to the grp but i included her here anw...
lisa - where are you? you really have to come back. you have no idea how much ur family misses you...
adam - oldest of the grp, sick in the mind, sick out of it as well. retarded. fond of lingerie. (hell, dun ask me why)

amim - youngest but the tallest in the grp. his special formula for height? (joanne and lee xian you might want to take this down) plain biscuits+milk. EVERY DAMN DAY. and yes hes retarded as well.

me - you noe this oredi. im damn retarded.

orait dat be the lowdown yaw... i got other cuzzins too but they aint in the grp...

hari raya was the seks. yea i put on a leetle bit of weight but hey, AMIIGAS. (dat is Ask Me If I Give A Shit) rendang and all dat great food, its a must to eat yaw!

ok on to more serious stuff... promos! got back the results...

GP - D

Bio - D

Chem - D

Maths - C

Econs - D

Malay - C (surprising.)

outcome? promoted.

yea but results aside, i'm really worried for the people in danger of not getting promoted... esp people like chang yong, germs and the rest... i really hope and pray that theyll get another chance at JC... im damn sure there will be ppl to help them out later... hell you noe wat? the whole class gotta help out man!

T30! come on ppl! lets work together and help our fellow papayas out yaw! how bout we make a pact... the moment they get a second chance at this, we go and help them out with watever we can. we kick ass together, we get our ass kicked together and then we eat papayas together orait?? (i dunno why i wrote that but i tot it was kul)

the point is ppl, we gotta help the rest yaw!

oh shit bulls here... tas dingo ppl!


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